Patrick Monahan

Patrick Monahan

@pattymo

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cannot stress enough that I am not the Train guy. | @whatatimepod (https://t.co/WOpVe6hegs) | IG: pattymo | contact: pattymo@pattymo.com

New York, NY
Joined on March 26, 2007
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Average replies
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Quoted @Nate_Tice

still my favorite clip of the year https://t.co/fJOW7fxSSs

We've all done this... this guy just happened to do it when there were cameras around https://t.co/UZzLKMr0JJ

[insert The Offspring - “All I Want” here] https://t.co/HGavSBIq5D https://t.co/r34hF1D3yO

[insert The Offspring - “All I Want” here] https://t.co/HGavSBIq5D https://t.co/r34hF1D3yO

Just a terrific movie and I am very sorry that my brain processed it this way

♫ AND MAYBE, I’LL SEE YOU, AT A MOVIE, SNEAK PREVIEW, ♫ https://t.co/uuhxYnURAY
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♫ AND MAYBE, I’LL SEE YOU, AT A MOVIE, SNEAK PREVIEW, ♫ https://t.co/uuhxYnURAY

*watching PORTRAIT OF A LADY ON FIRE* Hey that’s the lady from HOT SHOTS!

Been burning through a lot of @blockedpartypod eps recently and would just like to say “It’s Nice.”

“...and this is the story of the time I got beaten up for wearing my GREEN bow tie...” https://t.co/cqTt7qI4kZ

“...and this is the story of the time I got beaten up for wearing my GREEN bow tie...” https://t.co/cqTt7qI4kZ

I was not guy. Do not say I was the guy. Someone else remembers what I’m talking about

At the very least we should get to witness every proprietor of a “satire” site like this have an extended meltdown on here over people saying their stuff sucks and isn’t funny. Like that one guy from a few years back

Can people exercise even the slightest amount of critical thinking. “Wow what a scoop by the Brown Valley Observer.” Maybe poorly-executed “satire” should just be outlawed for a while https://t.co/3dnFrAn25r
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Can people exercise even the slightest amount of critical thinking. “Wow what a scoop by the Brown Valley Observer.” Maybe poorly-executed “satire” should just be outlawed for a while https://t.co/3dnFrAn25r

ROOMMATE OF MODEL IN A NEUTROGENA AD, AFTER SHE EMPHATICALLY SPLASH-WASHES HER FACE: Whoa okay, so are you gonna dry off the counter, or

Quoted @WeirdlandTales

The evolution of the Jolly Green Giant. https://t.co/VNvLiOnkd9

The evolution of the Jolly Green Giant. https://t.co/VNvLiOnkd9

On a long enough timeline everyone will have a Scarf Phase https://t.co/x0rk0lR7Gj

Akki
a day ago
A deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members 😍

 https://t.co/Ak1boMoEmG
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A deer entered a Colorado store. The store owner gave him some chocolate chip cookies. The deer left the store and returned after half an hour with all his family members 😍 https://t.co/Ak1boMoEmG

The 4th is as good a time as any to revisit @AlisonLeiby and my fantasy recasting of JAWS, which, judging by the comments, some people thought was an actual executive pitch meeting https://t.co/ITSNXXQqnN

Me & the boys as soon as lockdown ends https://t.co/Ny6TJxHZtv

Me & the boys as soon as lockdown ends https://t.co/Ny6TJxHZtv

Seasonally Themed Man https://t.co/Xl7yRfCqe6

Seasonally Themed Man https://t.co/Xl7yRfCqe6

When Chief Brody drops “That’s some bad hat, Harry” on Harry https://t.co/sgpD6JZ8aV

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