Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

@pattonoswalt

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Head over to https://t.co/0EsW3rvSVa to grab a ticket for my Friday, October 23rd NEW HOUR of jokes and rantings and yelling. IG: pattonoswalt

Los Angeles
Joined on May 01, 2010
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Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
2 hours
Average replies
1008
Average retweets
7520
Average likes
31427
Tweets with photos
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Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
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59. in country United States and category Actor

179. in category Actor

240. in country United States and category Celebrities

344. in country United States

695. in category Celebrities

Quoted @MeredthSalenger

I really want everyone to vote for a better world. Cuz... I really love her. #Vote https://t.co/jFI1CJqMru

I really want everyone to vote for a better world. 

Cuz... I really love her. 
#Vote https://t.co/jFI1CJqMru

#InternationalDaughtersDay https://t.co/FbpBDSPoJo

today I turned the same age Wilford Brimley was when he made Cocoon and the same age John Wayne was when he played Genghis Khan https://t.co/MbjnG9E7uO
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today I turned the same age Wilford Brimley was when he made Cocoon and the same age John Wayne was when he played Genghis Khan https://t.co/MbjnG9E7uO

Happy Birthday to fellow September 25ther @HamillHimself - we were both born on the same day, are big fans of Zagnut bars, and neither of us have ever been in a Star Trek movie https://t.co/vsoRMA5gY1

Happy Birthday to fellow September 25ther @HamillHimself - we were both born on the same day, are big fans of Zagnut bars, and neither of us have ever been in a Star Trek movie https://t.co/vsoRMA5gY1

No confirmation before the inauguration.

Quoted @DrewFrogger

I don’t use this verbiage often but this is a whole vibe. simple as that https://t.co/NfdLsgLkxu

Have a great weekend, everyone https://t.co/xwxmMOII2C

Quoted @nytimes

He sniffed out 39 land mines and 28 explosives in Cambodia. He received a medal for "lifesaving bravery and devotion to duty." He is a rat. 🐀🎖 https://t.co/bKMGpOFLKh

Hey @BradBirdA113 check your DMs. https://t.co/uTBRfaDCJ7

Quoted @Acyn

Lindsey Graham complaining about Unemployment benefits Vs. Lindsey Graham begging for money https://t.co/1PyFiHNCiI

I'd like to help Lindsey, but I am afraid if I gave you money, you wouldn't have the incentive to work. Trust me, this is for your own good. https://t.co/MoEEiGSpW6

Quoted @DeAnna4Congress

I find it very interesting how the show “Masked Singer” hit America in January 2019, a little bit over a year before they started forcing us all into masks. It’s almost like they were beginning to condition the public that masks were “normal” and “cool”. The media is demonic.

oh my god you're right. And @hulu just announced their new show SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WEAR DIAPERS AND A LIFE PRESERVER oh god what do they know https://t.co/M4qjv6jMPn

Quoted @MattOswaltVA

all I want for my birthday is for everyone to buy my photography book. They should arrive by Oct. 12 (currently they're on a boat somewhere out in the Pacific) Get one now because once they arrive they'll sell out quick! available at > https://t.co/bitYwTfbh4 https://t.co/U8mrPywFDw

all I want for my birthday is for everyone to buy my photography book.
They should arrive by Oct. 12 (currently they're on a boat somewhere out in the Pacific)
Get one now because once they arrive they'll sell out quick!

available at > https://t.co/bitYwTfbh4 https://t.co/U8mrPywFDw

make My brother Matt's BIRTHDAY wishes comme tru he iS such a good guy happybirthday brother https://t.co/Y7ATWnP9SL

This is TOMORROW NIGHT. 2 hours of comedy with the amazing @mariabamfoo, plus a chance to interact with her and let her attempt to solve your problems. This is going to be amazing and I absolutely can't wait to watch it. Go to https://t.co/4iIIORoWWX!!! https://t.co/4mFqwyekNF

Quoted @NewDay

President Trump and his campaign often share manipulated videos on social media. It is defended as humor, but his supporters aren’t always in on the joke. @donie fact-checked a fake, viral video with a supporter. https://t.co/Tp1ENsDt8b https://t.co/11Hlgm5Vav

Please watch this. Proof that many Trump supporters are decent people that are being manipulated. There are too many reasons to think Trump & his gang are monsters but this one struck a chord for me. Maddening and profoundly disrespectful. This isn't politics. This is treason. https://t.co/4GQDXelHNW

Quoted @carriecoon

@1_baldy @pattonoswalt @harrisonjaime I live in the Midwest, but here are some interesting comparative measures. Different priorities, for sure. A snapshot of SC v. CA: https://t.co/E5YpWRJNZK

@1_baldy @pattonoswalt @harrisonjaime I live in the Midwest, but here are some interesting comparative measures. Different priorities, for sure. A snapshot of SC v. CA: https://t.co/E5YpWRJNZK

👇👇👇👇👇 https://t.co/2ST3dTB1pF

I’m launching my match for @harrisonjaime! Will you double your money and help me reach the maximum $2800 contribution? #LindseyGrahamIsLosing #JaimeHarrison4Senate https://t.co/7YFNBM0yAt

Quoted @carriecoon

I’m launching my match for @harrisonjaime! Will you double your money and help me reach the maximum $2800 contribution? #LindseyGrahamIsLosing #JaimeHarrison4Senate https://t.co/7YFNBM0yAt

Double your money for @harrisonjaime today! https://t.co/SAGgN3dtuU

Republicans: Try to break into my house and you’ll be met with the end of a revolver. Also republicans: Well, if Breanna Taylor’s boyfriend hadn’t shot at people breaking down the door it wouldn’t have been an issue.

Quoted @MattOswaltVA

in two hours I turn 50 and I'm not sure if I should spend the final moments of my youth eating lots of dairy or changing my age on all the dating apps I'm on to 38

It’s your birthday tomorrow? Whoa congrats dude! https://t.co/gsjt4QtACF

One last thing for my friends at Breitbart:

You quoted me as calling the current president an “inspiring dictator” but what I wrote was “aspiring dictator.” Check the tweet. This might be a Russian translation error. But “aspiring” and “inspiring” are completely different words. https://t.co/UYmaxkVDqi

One last thing for my friends at Breitbart: You quoted me as calling the current president an “inspiring dictator” but what I wrote was “aspiring dictator.” Check the tweet. This might be a Russian translation error. But “aspiring” and “inspiring” are completely different words. https://t.co/UYmaxkVDqi

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