@RexChapman “I’ve done nothing illegal” Ma’am, your leopard print track suit says otherwise

@thehill Trump had a list of names he wanted to cancel at CPAC. Is that included in this "cancel culture" or is it only when liberals do it?

@ddale8 all the conservatives who bought Goya to support them still have adobo in their cupboard they have no idea what to do with

@UberFacts They phased out winning too

@RexChapman The problem is there are millions of dudes who look and act like Ted, same dog shit mindset, that will vote him in because he’s one of them

@mkraju Conservatives are completely cool with a dictator as long as it’s their dictator

@AOC The earth can be on literal fire and these people will think climate change was a liberal fake news campaign

@CopingMAGA “I like America” shirt should really read “I like White America”

@ConanOBrien WandaVision is the type of show where if you don’t get it, then you get it

@CopingMAGA Just switch “conservative” to “asshole” and you’ll understand their memes better

@ConanOBrien The farmer in me says there’s no way piglets and puppies are getting along in the same basket but The Wire fan in me says they will because Idris Elba is holding it

@UberFacts The dude behind the study was like “yes, it took fifteen years of intense studying, okay?”

@UberFacts Guys on these replies: https://t.co/p4hLkJtlDd

@kylegriffin1 @NBCNews @MSNBC I’m betting on Rudy in a wig

@UberFacts Only humans could trash a place and then blame it on the place

Seinfeld pandemic episode: Elaine confronts a co-worker who keeps lowering her mask to hear better, George finally feels attractive in 3 masks & doesn’t want pandemic to end, Jerry does a set on Clubhouse and gets heckled, Kramer tries his homemade vax on Newman

I once OD’d on marijuana and ordered three different grubhubs https://t.co/LpooVRcgG4

@AOC GOP on billionaire tax cuts: no amount is too high! GOP on helping Americans: whoa, we just gave those peasants 600 whole dollars!

@thehill First step to unity: admit you perpetuated The Big Lie for months, tried to lean on Georgia election officials to cheat, rile up terrorism and then lost anyway. Then we can begin talking