Lorenzo Somohano

Lorenzo Somohano

@lorenzosomohano

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Joined on August 06, 2013
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Can’t wait to see all of the “stop hanging out with your friends, you’re putting all of us at risk” people at the bars this Friday

Me watching the person at the bar make my first vodka after lockdown https://t.co/b1HwZCQo22

on behalf of the city of San Antonio, happy mother’s day to this queen https://t.co/q4S1qw5Qkt

on behalf of the city of San Antonio, happy mother’s day to this queen https://t.co/q4S1qw5Qkt

Everybody say it with me “There is no love greater than the love for the homies”

BM$
3 months ago

When the bartender said last call I didn’t know it was gonna be for 2 months

Bro I miss cracker barrel so much. just wanna rock on the porch with my homies

If 2020 were a relationship.. https://t.co/f45kSZGDY0

If 2020 were a relationship.. https://t.co/f45kSZGDY0

jessica
4 months ago

Mexicans are going to survive the longest through this quarantine bc we have the extra freezer in the garage

parBLM
4 months ago

Woulda hugged the homies a lil tighter if i knew itd be like this..

Javi
4 months ago

Quoted @UTAustin

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE | TUESDAY, MARCH 17 (1/10) Starting on March 30, we will be moving all spring semester classes online. We are asking students not to return to campus this semester unless there is a specific need: https://t.co/Vx3hdgkyzU https://t.co/KOosUPgaDa

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE | TUESDAY, MARCH 17 (1/10)

Starting on March 30, we will be moving all spring semester classes online. We are asking students not to return to campus this semester unless there is a specific need: https://t.co/Vx3hdgkyzU https://t.co/KOosUPgaDa

Specific need: See the fucking bros ☹️ https://t.co/hVTSQTm5jY

Engineers have been practicing “social distancing” for years. We will die alone before dying of coronavirus

Time to email my professor and apologize for snoring in the back of her class 🙃

UT in the snow 💓

she’s cute af 💓 https://t.co/buDHQ1hNcN
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UT in the snow 💓 she’s cute af 💓 https://t.co/buDHQ1hNcN

SAMMY
6 months ago

Quoted @PuroSanAntonio

I love you, San Antonio. https://t.co/RUmVmuYoK0

San Antonio: Any fireworks within the city limits will result in a $2000 fine! Also San Antonio: https://t.co/iQ8RiOPc6c

This bitch just asked me what's the safest club in San Antonio, Bitch Sam's Club we thuggin out here 😂

Bomboclaat https://t.co/Zu5nYDVU3U

they know what car went VRRROOOOOMMM from a block away but don’t know why I’m mad https://t.co/tFEZZzybSX

The fuck this prime Vince Carter?! https://t.co/pumhkLoY27

San Antonio really comes out with some of the best safety signs lol https://t.co/mChtBLhuu9

San Antonio really comes out with some of the best safety signs lol https://t.co/mChtBLhuu9

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