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shang tsung: I CHALLENGE YOU TO MORTAL KOMBAT lu kang: lmao this mf just said combat with a K everyone at the tournament: *pointing and laughing* shang tsung [crying]: but... your souls will be mine

i was tagged in a "this is thirty" post and am officially declared an old person. from now i cant post "who want me" tweets and need to post "no one want me" instead

everyone on the carrier was LOOKIN AT HURRRR

i base my age not on the amount of years ive been on this earth but by which meme accounts use my tweets for their platform

one of the most frightening moments in my childhood was the thought of 6 foot bananas wearing oversized pajamas coming down the stairs. what were their plans? where will i hide? why did my parents not prepare me for this???

hello everyone on twitter (and those that may live in the astral plane). i have begun making comics on @newfoundlinc and would like to know which one of my tweets you would like to see featured next. reply with your favorites below. thanks!

daughter: dad why did u name me “rose”? me: we named all u kids after things that mommy loves son: but mom left me: *crying* she sure did “coworker steve”

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KFC is so good i wish Kentucky was a real place

90% of the views are from me alone i cannot stop watching

i am still recovering from this

the dance moves and camera edits are so god damn perfect

when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object https://t.co/0zV7FVW6NW

this is how imma vibe the rest of my life and anyone trying to stop me better get out the way https://t.co/oiyoqaq9kh

this is beautiful https://t.co/t2zkgGfyvd

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ice cream you scream we all scream i love you

me: i will never amount to anything dad: you are an amazing person and can accomplish anything you put your mind to me: really? dad: yes i love you me: i love you too