Christine Lawless

Christine Lawless

@krisplaw

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Writer. Comedian. Producer. Billionaire. 💵

Los Angeles, CA
Joined on June 18, 2015
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if ur not livid ur on the wrong side https://t.co/svv8Uhu01Y

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side https://t.co/svv8Uhu01Y

Complained about a male coworker to HR and it went well. Used an office quote too. “He displayed a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.” Feeling good about speaking up against toxic men 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I never think they’re earthquakes, I just usually think I need better furniture.

My door dash guy was wearing a suit when he delivered my chorizo burrito. This is the fanciest burrito I’ve ever had

I just tried on a few dresses my the back of my closet and it turns out I’m still hot 🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥

Hi @DelTaco I feel like you could have a funnier and more engaging social media presence and I am a comedian that has spent approximately hundreds of thousands of hours at Del Taco so please contact me.

I love my apartment. If I use the microwave and the dishwasher at the same time half my power goes out. And if I get off my couch too vivaciously the other half of my power goes out.

My favorite 9/11 tweet of all time #AllBuildingsMatter https://t.co/8jmmUwFqnk

My favorite 9/11 tweet of all time #AllBuildingsMatter https://t.co/8jmmUwFqnk

gonna start periodically tweeting my resume out into the void since it feels about the same as any other method of online job applications

hire me to write/produce/publicize your projects! https://t.co/yFIGnqq5Ed

gonna start periodically tweeting my resume out into the void since it feels about the same as any other method of online job applications hire me to write/produce/publicize your projects! https://t.co/yFIGnqq5Ed

✨MAJOR CONGRATS✨ to @njooyounkim on hitting the New York Times hardcover bestseller list for #TheLastStoryOfMinaLee!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉 🥂 A @ReesesBookClub pick, a @bookofthemonth pick, and now a NYT BESTSELLER?! Please tell me I’m not dreaming 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/e5N9q7TOoh

✨MAJOR CONGRATS✨ to @njooyounkim on hitting the New York Times hardcover bestseller list for #TheLastStoryOfMinaLee!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🎉 🥂 A @ReesesBookClub pick, a @bookofthemonth pick, and now a NYT BESTSELLER?! Please tell me I’m not dreaming 😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/e5N9q7TOoh

Simply extraordinary, lifesaving work by the @CalGuard airlifting more than 200 people to safety overnight from the imminent danger of the #CreekFire The National Guard stands Always Ready, Always There to support our communities and nation in times of need. https://t.co/MybDKESipJ

Simply extraordinary, lifesaving work by the @CalGuard airlifting more than 200 people to safety overnight from the imminent danger of the #CreekFire The National Guard stands Always Ready, Always There to support our communities and nation in times of need. https://t.co/MybDKESipJ

Based on MODIS data, the #CreekFire is 115,000+ acres now and probably closer to 125,000 acres. A 24-hr, 115k+ acre "plume-dominated" run in timber is nearly unprecedented. Surreal to watch it yesterday and think it was going to burn 30k-50k acres and then see 115k+ #CAwx #CAfire https://t.co/YIWX1MfBs4

Based on MODIS data, the #CreekFire is 115,000+ acres now and probably closer to 125,000 acres. A 24-hr, 115k+ acre "plume-dominated" run in timber is nearly unprecedented. Surreal to watch it yesterday and think it was going to burn 30k-50k acres and then see 115k+ #CAwx #CAfire https://t.co/YIWX1MfBs4

@Toyota quick question. Just curious. Is the Toyota Prius C fire proof? Keep in mind it’s BRIGHT red.

A backpacking trip cut short by unforeseen thunder, ash rain, and having to drive through literal fire to evacuate #SierraNationalForest in time. Grateful to the SNF ranger who led us down... wish we we got her name. #CreekFire @mercnews @sfchronicle @ABC7 @KTVU https://t.co/37Ys7XGJ2a

He was trying to break up a fight. He wasn’t armed. He was relieved police had arrived to handle the fight, so he went to get in his car and drive his children safely home. They shot him seven times. In the back. In front of his children. Say his name. Jacob Blake. #blm

It turns out when I’m really really sad, I also feel intense love for anyone who talks to me.

My dog stole some Advil and ate some and is now in the hospital for the next couple days and I’m unbelievably sad.

Quoted @atrupar

Trump on AOC: "AOC was a poor student ... this is not even a smart person, other than she's got a good line of stuff. I mean, she goes out and she yaps." https://t.co/usijJRqlqK

Let’s make a deal, Mr. President: You release your college transcript, I’ll release mine, and we’ll see who was the better student. Loser has to fund the Post Office. https://t.co/OXnmJxufIw

At the dog park: Person pointing at my dog: what kind of dog is that? Their friend: that’s a dachshund. Person again: oh... looks like a baguette

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