Christine Lawless

Christine Lawless

@krisplaw

Followers138
Following424

Writer. Comedian. Producer. Billionaire. 💵

Los Angeles, CA
Joined on June 18, 2015
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Average replies
151
Average retweets
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Average likes
55303
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16 / 100
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I farted and my dog barked. I scared him heheheh

Quoted @JoeBiden

In 8 days, we’re going to take our democracy back.

God I hope so... 2016 flashbacks https://t.co/0qL38aYxZ4

I let a man in slacks pass me on a tough hike today. I’m gonna be up all night regretting that.

My industry is unpredictable. Last week I worked 110 hours. This week I clocked in for 8 hours and took two naps and a yoga class.

I saw a fly in my apartment today and instead of killing it, I gave him a head nod in solidarity for hating mike pence. After that I killed it. Sorry.

Must be nice to have health insurance and to think that science is a “miracle”... https://t.co/YWTnsk6SGP

People are saying Trump will leave office and Pence will take over but I don’t buy it. The GOP would never give us our first gay president.

I’d like to thank 115 hour work weeks and insurance money from my car being in a wildfire for making this all possible.

Quoted @realDonaldTrump

Radical Left Democrats are going CRAZY!

IM NUTS 🥜 https://t.co/YBjb5Aj6IY

I’m debt free. Whuddddduuuppp https://t.co/xa82VdOWnD

me to the IRS next year: https://t.co/nyO4Dcrpe2

me to the IRS next year: https://t.co/nyO4Dcrpe2

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if ur not livid ur on the wrong side https://t.co/svv8Uhu01Y

if ur not livid ur on the wrong side https://t.co/svv8Uhu01Y

Complained about a male coworker to HR and it went well. Used an office quote too. “He displayed a pattern of disrespect and inappropriate behavior.” Feeling good about speaking up against toxic men 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

I never think they’re earthquakes, I just usually think I need better furniture.

My door dash guy was wearing a suit when he delivered my chorizo burrito. This is the fanciest burrito I’ve ever had

I just tried on a few dresses my the back of my closet and it turns out I’m still hot 🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥

Hi @DelTaco I feel like you could have a funnier and more engaging social media presence and I am a comedian that has spent approximately hundreds of thousands of hours at Del Taco so please contact me.

I love my apartment. If I use the microwave and the dishwasher at the same time half my power goes out. And if I get off my couch too vivaciously the other half of my power goes out.

My favorite 9/11 tweet of all time #AllBuildingsMatter https://t.co/8jmmUwFqnk

My favorite 9/11 tweet of all time #AllBuildingsMatter https://t.co/8jmmUwFqnk

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