Josh Weller

Josh Weller

@joshweller

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Following985

definitely 100% professional of comedy

London, England
Joined on February 07, 2009
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Massive thanks to these guys for smashing The Big Stag Do at Stag’s Head last night
@Emily_AnneF @alexkealy @spaldingrich @abcomedian and failed musician @joshweller 
We’re all a little bit older, wiser, infected. Xxx https://t.co/uM09MwsZnQ

Massive thanks to these guys for smashing The Big Stag Do at Stag’s Head last night @Emily_AnneF @alexkealy @spaldingrich @abcomedian and failed musician @joshweller We’re all a little bit older, wiser, infected. Xxx https://t.co/uM09MwsZnQ

Had a lot of requests to hear this. Please cast your vote this is very important. https://t.co/xwtCzDHZwC https://t.co/uq5OOD9DiT

@joshweller I have always hated your voicemail

Quoted @joshweller

For the last decade my voicemail has been the EE woman saying ‘Hello...’ then me singing ‘is it me you’re looking for?’ Then the EE woman saying ‘...Is unavailable’ Hahahaha classic. But Is it time to change it?

I only ask because last week the Amazon man left me a voicemail saying ‘Bruv that is cringe bruv’ and it made me self-conscious https://t.co/xwtCzDHZwC

For the last decade my voicemail has been the EE woman saying ‘Hello...’ then me singing ‘is it me you’re looking for?’ Then the EE woman saying ‘...Is unavailable’ Hahahaha classic. But Is it time to change it?

Quoted @NME

"I don't give a fuck. I choose not to wear one and if I get the virus it's on me, it's not on anyone else." https://t.co/ALCKjILMo4

Blur win. https://t.co/PdRjqjAwEH

‘I Miss 2019 Problems’ - some stand-up comedy https://t.co/8MeTM733TH

Quoted @NME

"I don't give a fuck. I choose not to wear one and if I get the virus it's on me, it's not on anyone else." https://t.co/ALCKjILMo4

Male Karen is called a Noel pass it on. https://t.co/pH48uOyyCr

I mean come the fuck on Bridget, it even has the SAME POSTER https://t.co/wR0946f723 https://t.co/dnrg0lzgbu
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I mean come the fuck on Bridget, it even has the SAME POSTER https://t.co/wR0946f723 https://t.co/dnrg0lzgbu

If memory serves, How To Lose a Guy in Ten Days and Failure to Launch are the same film.

Quoted @joshweller

‘I Miss 2019 Problems’ - some stand-up comedy https://t.co/8MeTM733TH

My son is very funny https://t.co/TYzvAabSyX

‘I Miss 2019 Problems’ - some stand-up comedy https://t.co/8MeTM733TH

Quoted @SteveMartinToGo

I always wear a mask when I go outside. But something about it was leaving me anxious and unsettled. I thought about the problem, addressed it, and here is the solution. https://t.co/aUW4jHI3dX

I always wear a mask when I go outside. But something about it was leaving me anxious and unsettled. I thought about the problem, addressed it, and here is the solution. https://t.co/aUW4jHI3dX

Mr lord my saviour https://t.co/pl09HIq2fu

Ah yes that “controversial” performance, with the “controversial” opinion that we need to end racism... I hate this country https://t.co/Nwd5l2fF2F

Ah yes that “controversial” performance, with the “controversial” opinion that we need to end racism... I hate this country https://t.co/Nwd5l2fF2F

✊ https://t.co/OXXW8OIy9C

The comments on this post are absolute insanity. Twitter really is just a bunch of outraged fuck knuckles wanking into a pot of lonely. https://t.co/kv170FPPPi

Quoted @MWatts3376

Name this pop group https://t.co/2koD7lo9u2

Name this pop group https://t.co/2koD7lo9u2

Slur Slowasis Gulp Cunting Crows The Blaming Lips A Tribe Called Vest Panicked Street Preachers Red Hot Silly Peckers GAsh Whine Inch Nails Notion Coloured Scream Snackstreet Boys Brexas Blue (lives matter) Callous in Chains Woe Doubt Shrinkubus The shouldn’t Breeders The Strokes https://t.co/kDS7CeHkYL

Should they bring out @SchumacherMick in his dad’s 2004 Ferrari to up the number of cars? #f1 #Formule1 #MugelloGP #ItalianGP

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