Jordan Klepper

Jordan Klepper

@jordanklepper

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Stand up, KLEPPER, Daily Show, The Opposition and what not.

NYC
Joined on February 17, 2011
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @jordanklepper and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
8 hours
Average replies
178
Average retweets
1464
Average likes
8436
Tweets with photos
5 / 100
Tweets with videos
5 / 100
Tweets with links
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Quoted @jabinbotsford

@MyPillowUSA CEO Michael Lindell shows off his notes before going into the West Wing at the White House on Friday, Jan 15, 2021 in Washington, DC. https://t.co/AY6AyJNSyE

@MyPillowUSA CEO Michael Lindell shows off his notes before going into the West Wing at the White House on Friday, Jan 15, 2021 in Washington, DC. https://t.co/AY6AyJNSyE

To be fair “Wheres the Beef” lady was all over Iran-Contra. https://t.co/oGLXVS1AhH

Quoted @thehill

NRA filing for bankruptcy, moving from New York to Texas https://t.co/vFFMbcbufy https://t.co/s9s03Iw8rp

NRA filing for bankruptcy, moving from New York to Texas https://t.co/vFFMbcbufy https://t.co/s9s03Iw8rp

When Robert Johnson sold his soul at least he got guitar skills. https://t.co/tLbwIJFKWt

Quoted @RepJasonCrow

Some of my Republican colleagues are afraid of the consequences of an impeachment vote. This congress sends our young men & women to war. Not asking my colleagues to storm the beaches of Normandy, only to show a fraction of the courage we ask of our troops. It’s time to lead.

👇👇👇 https://t.co/lDSqW0tSgZ

“Unity” is the new “thoughts and prayers.”

Quoted @SachaBaronCohen

YouTube is the new Trump TV. Trump's YouTube Channel shows +4,000 Trump videos, including "stop the steal" and calls "to fight!" Corporate America--WHY are you running your ads on You Tube Trump TV?! RT to tell @Google, @YouTube, @SusanWojcicki... #BanTrumpSaveDemocracy! https://t.co/kRd5b6o4WY

YouTube is the new Trump TV.

Trump's YouTube Channel shows +4,000 Trump videos, including "stop the steal" and calls "to fight!"

Corporate America--WHY are you running your ads on You Tube Trump TV?! 

RT to tell @Google, @YouTube, @SusanWojcicki...   

#BanTrumpSaveDemocracy! https://t.co/kRd5b6o4WY

Stop yelling fire in this packed theatre. #BanTrumpSaveDemocracy https://t.co/4ijFrQxcbb

Quoted @GeraldoRivera

A loyal friend, hounded without mercy by Democrats intent on destroying him from Day 1. Then he lost the election. It made him crazy or revealed a dysfunction I had refused to see. He then unleashed a mob to make war on their own government. 5 to their doom. @LizCheney is right

Imagine discovering Trump as a complicated three act play while the rest of us saw the blatant racism and incompetence in the first sound bite. Gerry, Chekhov’s racism was introduced with the Central Park 5. https://t.co/SEfhgxmstq

Watch @TheDailyShow's Jordan Klepper confront Capitol rioters, and have his cameraman be attacked in the process https://t.co/OVza8uVZex

Quoted @TheDailyShow

Pitchforks, Proud Boys, and a one-man “Tyranny Response Team.” @JordanKlepper saw it all at the Capitol insurrection. https://t.co/V7iowo7pfW

I was there at the shit stain rebellion. https://t.co/zCy58zB5Mb

Quoted @nytimes

State and federal wildlife authorities were investigating after a manatee with “Trump” etched on its back was spotted in Florida on Sunday. https://t.co/HiRfFTU85L

This manatee will go bankrupt and close in 3 years. https://t.co/Xami5YQmSW

Our hearts go out to the true victims of the January 6th insurrection https://t.co/BnemPjFFMD

Quoted @washingtonpost

New England Patriots Coach Bill Belichick says he won't accept Presidential Medal of Freedom from Trump https://t.co/Ls1KxlTEXl

As if this week couldn’t get any stranger I now find myself with great respect for Bill Belichick. https://t.co/P7ZJs8ejbh

Frankly, I’m shocked Kanye hasn’t surprise released an album this week.

Quoted @JenniferJJacobs

So many WH and admin aides incensed at Trump. “He made a mockery of our hard work. Furious.” Some seeing job leads/offers evaporate because they waited a week too long. “We believed in the work. He only believes in himself.” “I have to wear a scarlet T now.” @GettyImages https://t.co/9UCDgbQSir

So many WH and admin aides incensed at Trump.

“He made a mockery of our hard work. Furious.”

Some seeing job leads/offers evaporate because they waited a week too long. 

“We believed in the work. He only believes in himself.”

“I have to wear a scarlet T now.” 

@GettyImages https://t.co/9UCDgbQSir

Perhaps if it took you 4 years to see Trump was selfish you might not be what the think tank is looking for. https://t.co/mSK7mmzBzU

Quoted @RayRedacted

People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. https://t.co/5GfHo1eVU8

You hate to see it. So it hurts watching this multiple times. https://t.co/crfLMshdYD

Golf is smarter than the GOP and it doesn’t even count in the correct direction. https://t.co/f7nClLns7a

Quoted @JenniferJJacobs

NEWS: A group of US House GOPers who voted to accept Biden’s Electoral College victory are asking Biden to persuade Pelosi to back off impeaching Trump for Capitol riot. @RepKenBuck and others warn in letter it would inflame Trump supporters, damage efforts to unify country.

There. Was. A. Gallows. Built. With. A. Noose. They. Do. Not. Get. To. Negotiate. https://t.co/byvWYc7Z41

Call me old fashioned but I think a successful democracy DOESN’T have to meet the man who wiped shit on the Capitol walls in the middle.

If we’re going there, it’s more Brave New World than 1984. It’s just that Don Jr can’t spell “Huxleyan.”

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