ellie schnitt

ellie schnitt

@holy_schnitt

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Barstool Sports • final boss of sorority girl twitter • BLM •business inquiries: business.ellieschnitt@gmail.com • insta: ellie_schnitt • podcast: @schnitt_talk

Joined on February 14, 2012
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Average replies
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Average retweets
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why is this the exact text you get when you confront your asshole ex about them cheating on you https://t.co/x3kUeRFi5O

why is this the exact text you get when you confront your asshole ex about them cheating on you https://t.co/x3kUeRFi5O

#NewProfilePic I don’t have pink hair any more pls tell me I am pretty and also queen of the grass https://t.co/FS29yQ0MEx

#NewProfilePic I don’t have pink hair any more pls tell me I am pretty and also queen of the grass https://t.co/FS29yQ0MEx

do you ever just

ziwe
13 days ago

surely we can do more to combat the spread of corona than absolutely nothing

Quoted @FamousBirthdays

@holy_schnitt Hi Ellie! We just wanted to wish you an amazing birthday!

thanks famous birthdays https://t.co/FQwb0rExdB

Happy birthday @holy_schnitt u are the light of my life and I am eternally grateful that I have u ❤️🌈🎉 Princess angel sweetie 😈🥵💋

this tweet is bringing back some repressed memories of cutting fruit for hours

service industry workers will be like “I know a place” and it’s just the alley behind the restaurant where they go to cry during shift

woke up sick to my stomach because I dreamed about that fucking crackle nail polish we all wore in 2010 what the fuck was that who decided that shit was cute i’m in a cold sweat

a thread of petitions (blm, yemen, lgbt, terror bill, human rights, and many more) you can sign in only less than 10 seconds;

we are our own generation I don’t wanna hear it from 94’ and 98’ you are firmly millennials and gen z, respectively

like every other girl born between 1995-1997 my entire personality is just being Hot and Sad

I just think the loch ness monster is a feminist icon I love her and no I won’t be explaining further

pls tell me something nice that happened to you today or show me a picture of your pet or tell me a knock knock joke I need a lil spice of positivity tonight

I turn 24 on sunday which is cool bc I think that’s when u start receiving senior citizen benefits

what do people who live without mental illness do all day in quarantine like at least i’ve got my anxiety to keep me company that bitch never shuts up

men are so interesting lmao my friend just said “i’m a huuuge lyrics guy. that’s why I love Coldplay” bro coldplay?! I can’t think of a single coldplay lyric

I love father’s day it’s a wonderful day to figure out which of your friends has a hot dad in case you ever need a backup plan

I am such a little bitch baby that truly when I’m mad I will send a (polite) text with a (1) period and no exclamation points and be like hell yeah brother I showed them

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