Razor

Razor

@hale_razor

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Conservative politics humor. Satire. Snark. Sarcasm. Succinctness. Brevity is the soul - nay, the very essence and entire being - of wit, irony, and jocularity.

Wherever Liberty is Threatened
Joined on February 25, 2009
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Razor
5 hours ago

Gov Cuomo was so upset about the Supreme Court striking down his unconstitutional limits on gathering that he almost spilled gravy while passing it to the 25 people at his family's Thanksgiving dinner.

Razor
11 hours ago

Today, like the pilgrims who landed at Plymouth Rock 400 yrs ago after risking life & fortune to escape govt tyranny for a new land of freedoms and liberty, we celebrate Thanksgiving and our blessings, under state orders to not travel or gather with family. #HappyThanksgiving

LIBERAL LOGIC IN OREGON * Possession of heroin: LEGAL * Possession of LSD: LEGAL * Possession of meth: LEGAL * Possession of Butterball turkey that feeds 7: FINE UP TO $1250 AND POSSIBLE JAIL

Quoted @bern_hogan

.@NYGovCuomo is having his 89-year old mother and two daughters to Albany for Thanksgiving. “The story is, my mom is going to come up and two of my girls. But the plans change." He has spent the better half of two weeks telling New Yorkers to stay home for the holiday.

Emmy award-winning mass murderer of the elderly to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner w/ his mother as New Yorkers dine on cold isolation & despair. https://t.co/cIa3TGJtHi

Biden picks National Security team from Obama admin that let Russia meddle in the 2016 election and hack the Pentagon, China hack OPM, N Korea hack Sony, Pakistan keep a mole on the Dem House tech team, all while a Senate Intel Committee member was driven around by a Chinese spy.

...and there it is https://t.co/tDRGwwRjmz

...and there it is https://t.co/tDRGwwRjmz

It's just "two weeks to flatten the curve" for eight months again, because it worked so well last time. For our comfort, governors and mayors will help us pass the sad lockdown in solitude with photos of their brimming opulent Hunger Games soirees.

Razor
14 days ago

2017-2019: We need to investigate the president to restore essential faith that our sacred system is not compromised! 2020: Auditing the votes from our first mass mail-in election where confidence in the system is shaken would only drag the nation through unnecessary drama

Razor
17 days ago

"If everything is cool and you've done nothing wrong, what do you have to fear with a i̶n̶v̶e̶s̶t̶i̶g̶a̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ recount?"

Razor
17 days ago

"It's about time you unified behind the winner." -people who rioted for weeks after 2016, then under made-up pretext, for years rejected, subverted, investigated, and impeached its winner to overturn the election

Razor
20 days ago

Maybe in the future, and I’m just spitballing here, the whole nation shows ID at a polling place and votes at once in person, we can call it Election Day.

Razor
21 days ago

2000-Gore refuses to concede & spends over a month in court challenges: HERO! 2018-Abrams refuses to concede for almost two weeks & challenges legitimacy of vote: HERO! 2020-Trump refuses to concede until allegations of voter fraud are resolved: UNDERMINING DEMOCRACY

Razor
21 days ago

Quoted @hale_razor

Democrats: You tell us how many votes we're down after the election, and we'll tell you how many mail-in ballots we found to win. https://t.co/V985puTMZj

Now happening at a swing state counting center near you https://t.co/vgCLDknk0N

Razor
21 days ago

The most popular vote-getter in American history giving dynamic post-election remarks to eight ecstatic & frenzied voters sitting quietly in white circles behind an abandoned Dennys.

Razor
21 days ago

Election results show Biden and other Democratic candidates doing spectacularly well in the fictional character, graveyard, and ballots-found-in back-of-vans precincts.

Razor
22 days ago

Joe Biden got the most votes of any president ever so you have no right to oppose his agenda, which he’ll unveil as soon as Sanders and AOC tell him what it is.

Razor
22 days ago

"We must lower the temperature, end harsh rhetoric, and come together." -guy whose admin/party spied on 2016 winner before inauguration, prosecuted top staffers, investigated & impeached POTUS, all while calling him & his supporters Nazis, Russians, and traitors deserving death.

Razor
22 days ago

If there were batches of 100,000 ballots found with 100% - 0 in favor of Trump, MSM and blue-checkville would be crying "Banana Republic dictator fraud burn-it-all downistan." But Democrat, so "well, that's perfectly normal."

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