flapdoodle

flapdoodle

@flapdoodle_

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I'm a man with below-average intelligence that watches a feather fall from the sky at a bus stop in Savannah, Georgia.

Joined on October 05, 2015
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @flapdoodle_ and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
4 days
Average replies
9
Average retweets
67
Average likes
131
Tweets with photos
5 / 100
Tweets with videos
5 / 100
Tweets with links
0 / 100

Quoted @TheEconomist

If you thought lockdown was tough, try living with a conspiracy theorist https://t.co/5eGn0vSLtE From @1843mag

Fake News!! https://t.co/xP508bAl2P

Quoted @seattletimes

After long resisting wearing a mask in public, President Donald Trump said Wednesday he thinks it makes him look like the Lone Ranger — and he likes it. https://t.co/haf47zU4o2

So that's all it took to make him wear the damn mask, heh. Oooh! he's just the cootest ittle fing! Yesh you are...the Looney Ranger...you are. https://t.co/9x1DQAuNDc

Why wasn’t the United States more prepared for the coronavirus outbreak? FRONTLINE investigates in “The Virus: What Went Wrong?” WATCH: https://t.co/VNdeODz3d4 https://t.co/wIqaQ2Fgi0

Quoted @Reuters

Kremlin calls vote allowing Putin to rule until 2036 a triumph as Russians ponder his next move https://t.co/i7rxK0lQfj https://t.co/nyI1UwLImX

Kremlin calls vote allowing Putin to rule until 2036 a triumph as Russians ponder his next move https://t.co/i7rxK0lQfj https://t.co/nyI1UwLImX

Putin, not Putting the mask on, like douchebag Trump. https://t.co/4Zfh5Ki07V

Going out with a bang... An accidental first kiss, mask negotiations, car sex: dating in person again is off to an awkward start. https://t.co/0wUSmQgroq via @slate

Quoted @politico

Jared Kushner has engineered a shake-up in President Trump’s reelection campaign in the aftermath of a botched Tulsa rally https://t.co/QmcdmEWDXm

Jared Kushner is injecting embalming fluids to keep his shmuck look fresh, again. https://t.co/2baoxDc9BV

Quoted @NewsHour

.@Yamiche: What does the president have to say to the military families who are really afraid that their loved ones might have been killed in connection to this Russia bounty? Kayleigh McEnany: That it's unverified intelligence, it's continually being assessed. https://t.co/VZZIXpkABl

Trump: it's a hoax McEnany: unverified intelligence Does anyone in this administration know anything? Tweet less pay attention more? https://t.co/vzkLQgZUsN

Quoted @NYMag

At long last, Mississippi lawmakers have decided to abolish the state’s current flag. A lot had to go wrong for the debate to go right, writes @zakcheneyrice https://t.co/U69zRCXTgo

I'm not a vexillographer, but I think that the 1894 flag was stitched together by a drunk member of the KKK. https://t.co/ZYtURYkZTu

Quoted @Acyn

Kayleigh: The President does read and also consumes intelligence verbally. This President is the most informed person on the planet earth when it comes to the threats that we face https://t.co/tr0e8MU0LN

@BrianKarem @PressSec @realDonaldTrump Even Kayleigh McEnany knows this is not true. Watch her body language. https://t.co/O7qvxUfNXv

Given the lengthy presymptomatic phase and asymptomatic infections, a new #SciMagPerspective argues that wearing well-fitted masks, especially in enclosed indoor spaces, is important to help prevent #SARSCoV2 transmission. https://t.co/aNFshLN7Al @ScienceVisuals https://t.co/LijaoUh3xk

Given the lengthy presymptomatic phase and asymptomatic infections, a new #SciMagPerspective argues that wearing well-fitted masks, especially in enclosed indoor spaces, is important to help prevent #SARSCoV2 transmission. https://t.co/aNFshLN7Al @ScienceVisuals https://t.co/LijaoUh3xk

Kushner COVID-19 team prioritized PPE bids from Trump associates: NYT - Business Insider https://t.co/BBQBj4aOZG

Kushner COVID-19 team prioritized PPE bids from Trump associates: NYT - Business Insider https://t.co/BBQBj4aOZG

Quoted @VickyPJWard

The coronavirus team led by Jared Kushner has relied on volunteers from consulting & private equity firms w/ little expertise in tasks they were assigned. One who has left the group was so concerned they filed a complaint w/ the House Oversight Committee. https://t.co/8RhufVd25z

Jared Kusher is the typical case of an 'idiot with initiative' https://t.co/SpSzMhqLJ5

Quoted @alfranken

The eight most terrifying words in the English language: “I’m Jared Kushner and I’m here to help.” https://t.co/zhFWoJAekx

I bet that every time Kushner is forced to greet a Trump supporter, he thinks 'eeeeeeeww'. https://t.co/088fXJp9ZP

Quoted @EyeSolaris

#WhenTrumpIsOutOfOffice Jared Kushner will finally be able to go back to serving his true master... Satan. https://t.co/CTg4vL0O2p

#WhenTrumpIsOutOfOffice Jared Kushner will finally be able to go back to serving his true master...
Satan. https://t.co/CTg4vL0O2p

I think Jared Kusher showers with embalming fluid. https://t.co/sZlxwENYkc

Pseudoscience and COVID-19 — we’ve had enough already https://t.co/GRd2n6lzMl

Quoted @joekennedy

Wear a mask. Lead by example. What are you trying to prove? https://t.co/t9n2PRjO5z

Pence: I want people to look at my face and say to them: do you like what you see? I can turn you straight, you know. https://t.co/5meVU6VaMC

Trump calls coronavirus Democrats' 'new hoax' https://t.co/IuzziZOcom via @nbcnews

Quoted @chuckwestover

At least pick a believable lie. 😂😂😂 https://t.co/x8tUiWpGu5

If you consider Twitting work, then yes, he works his tiny hands at all hours. The new adage, 'twit hard, not smart'. https://t.co/IoXZ1doi4z

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