dragons&unicorns

Exploring the dark and sweet of being a parent and a physician.

Joined on January 25, 2019
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @dragonsunicorn1 and here's what we found interesting.

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4yo: I love you more than daddy. Me: Don't you think that will make daddy sad if you say that? 4yo: I will never ever say that to daddy. #parenting #tinyhumans

Coronavirus parenting hack #207: nothing de-escalates a situation like a glow stick bracelet #ParentingInLockdown #parentingtips #tinyhumans

Drove past a well landscaped cemetery... 4yo: Is that a forest or a park? Me: Neither, it's a cemetery. 4yo: What's a cemetery? .... Me: Ummm... actually, it's a park. #parenting #nottoday

4yo innocently eating blackberries.. 4yo: Did you know bats bite cows and lick their blood... *prolonged blackberry lick* Me: ๐Ÿ˜ฆ #tinyhumans

4yo just finished their daily preschool zoom meeting: "Ooooof" I have never related so hard. #ParentingInAPandemic #tinyhumans #ZoomFatigue

Parenting hack #578: Stack the deck in Candy Landยฎ so the game ends sooner. #parenting #tinyhumans #ParentingInLockdown

Coronavirus parenting hack #457: Set up a camera... no need to turn it on... just let them believe you are watching. #ParentingInAPandemic #tinyhumans #workingfromhome

The "why phase" is not a 'phase', per se, it is more of an era or epoch... or a personality trait. #parenting #tinyhumans

Me: You need to eat your pizza. 4yo: Okay, but only after I eat my peas. Me: *pinches self* #parenting #what

4yo: Mommy, why are you straightening your hair? Me: Because I want to. 4yo: Is it so you don't go walking around like a witch? Me: ๐Ÿ˜ ...yes, yes it is. #parenting #witchhair

My 4yo is the personal trainer I never wanted... 4yo: "Mommy, can we take the stairs?" Me: ๐Ÿ˜ #parenting #nope

Me: What job do you want to do when you grow up? 4yo: I only want to be a grown up who says no. #parenting #dontweall

Golden rule of parenting: "Say unto your toddler what you would have your toddler say unto you." #parentingtips #ToddlerLife

My male colleague's suggestion for combating gender descrimination in medicine: "Don't move out of people's way when you walk down the hall." ๐Ÿ˜‘#WomenInMedicine #Feminism

Nothing like receiving an offer for nursing school on LinkedIn when you're already a doctor #womandoctor #WomenInMedicine

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