Catturd ™

Catturd ™



The impeach 46 turd who talks shit. My parody book-The Adventures of Cowfart, literally- and my Sci-Fi novel - Rabbitskin - are available at

Joined on September 21, 2018

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Catturd ™
23 minutes ago

Quoted @ChadPergram

Senate votes to set aside Paul's point of order, arguing the Trump impeachment trial is unconstitutional The vote was 55-45

🚨🚨🚨impeachment going down in flames.

Catturd ™
36 minutes ago

Quoted @disclosetv

JUST IN - U.S. federal judge blocks deportation freeze following a legal challenge by Texas, dealing an early blow to President Biden’s immigration plans.


Catturd ™
39 minutes ago

Joe Biden ... “America Is a Nation of Morally Deprived People Who Are "Less Prosperous" Due to Systemic Racism.” Nice uplifting, positive message there Grandpa Earpiece. 😂😂😂😂

They should put Urkel on the 20 dollar bill.

I just started reading RABBITSKIN by Catturd. I read the first two chapters and I’m going back to re-read them before going on. I got the ame feeling reading the first two chapters as I got when I read the book “The Lost Mesa“ by Louis l’Amour; which I believe was his last book.

Quoted @sarcasstronaut

@its_mand_ugh @Boffin4gabs @catturd2 Quick, change the subject! Stop believing the other half of America is the enemy. Hopefully rational Republicans can get control of the party back from the Trump crazy train or were all in for a big mess.

The pretend Republican bots are out in force right now.😂

Quoted @catturd2

Football fans not from New England ... "I hate Tom Brady." Hey, he just left New England and signed with your team ... "Really? YOO HOO!"

I tweeted this in March - read the comments - hilarious, everyone saying Tom Brady was washed up.

Reminder ... When a Democrat mentions the word “science” ... grab your wallet and run like hell.

And save your breath telling me it can’t work - it damn sure can. I’ve been around a while, we tried to change the republican party with the tea party and look where that got us. We got Marco Rubio, Jeff Flake, and Ben Sasse - and a ton more who sold us out on day one.

To be as clear as I can. I’ll never support the Republican Party again. I have ZERO in common with Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Ben Sasse, Liz Cheney, Lisa Murkowski, Susan Collins, Mitt Romney, and 90% of the worthless backstabbers. 3rd party for me only. End of story.

Is Twitter losing customers or are they just still purging folks who don’t toe the party line?

Rabbitskin by @catturd2 is a great book and the plot twists are amazing. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 5/5

To tell you just how bad Dr. Fauci's voice annoys me ... I'd rather listen to Dana Perino talk about Jasper.

I've changed my mind ... to be extra safe ... we should wear at least ... 7,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,013 masks.

I just want everyone to know that I'm planning on throwing @catturd2 a massive Party when he hits 450,000 followers for the record 29th time this month... Thanks Twitter Censorship..

The person talking in Joe Biden's earpiece should just do all future appearances and press conferences - cut out the middle man.

My wife just got an early Valentine’s gift, a signed copy of the Rabbitskin novel by @catturd2. She couldn’t be more excited and she’s already loving it!

Okay, my best joke of the day ... Biden voters actually believed him when he said they'd get $2,000 on day one. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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