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Brian Brooks II

@brianunderwater

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filmmaker. storyteller. los angeles.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
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@HRHAdeyemiAdams
Adeyemi Adams👑 🇳🇬🇺🇸
14 days ago
@RexChapman “I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” - Mark Twain
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Brian Brooks II
15 days ago
As Aaron Sorkin wrote it and Brad Pitt delivered it: "There are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap, and then there's us. It's an unfair game." https://t.co/3SdpG3BlQA
@DanClarkSports
Dan Clark
16 days ago
2021 Projected Payrolls Dodgers = $260M Pirates/Orioles/Indians/Marlins/Rays = $202M
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@bg_boi
oozy
17 days ago
@DgtIButterfly @Chuckfug big gender is trying to sell you blue and pink wall paint wake up sheeple
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@pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt
20 days ago
Aren’t they....jurors? https://t.co/9CN3uYBYhp
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@BarbaraBollier
Dr. Barbara Bollier
22 days ago
So if as a doctor I committed malpractice, but retire before being charged, am I no longer guilty? I struggle to listen to this absurdity.
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@cmclymer
Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈
28 days ago
Not a single Republican senator voted for Pres. Biden's COVID relief bill. Republicans whine about "unity" but don't give a shit about you or your family getting substantial, life-saving COVID relief.
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
In my first screenwriting class at USC, my professor (who is a well established writer in Hollywood) said, "Writing is pure fucking drudgery." Truer words were never spoken. #HarshWritingAdvice https://t.co/62ifqv1ms1
@AriWRees
Ari
a month ago
HARSH WRITING ADVICE: Get over the idea that being a writer is a fun and easy profession. Writing is vampiric. Writing is a long walk in a thick fog with a pen light. Writing is a squeezing fist and you are the unpeeled orange.
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
@zachbraff
Zach Braff
a month ago
HARSH WRITING ADVICE: This website is the biggest waste of your time. Your thing would be done and amazing by now, but you had to click to see why Lil Bow Wow was trending and now it’s been 3 hours.
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
We’ve been beyond parody for a long, long time now, my friend. https://t.co/JqgnLaJI9K
@bdgrabinski
BenDavid Grabinski+
a month ago
a guy is crying about the wealthy being taxed we are beyond parody at this point https://t.co/0LpKzALqpN
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@PatrickOfToday
Patrick Fitzgerald ☘️🍦
a month ago
Four Wednesdays in January https://t.co/61EWuxkBsM
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@shannonrwatts
Shannon Watts
a month ago
From schools to statehouses to embassies to the Capitol. Our lawmakers’ refusal to act - and their willingness to arm dangerous people - is turning American buildings into bunkers. This isn’t freedom. https://t.co/VUY85wKyJ0
@MacFarlaneNews
Scott MacFarlane
a month ago
PERMANENT SECURITY FENCING coming to US Capitol. New statement from acting US Capitol Police chief: "Vast improvements to the physical security infrastructure must be made to include permanent fencing" https://t.co/6JMPfcn1E9
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
All these billionaires crying over getting beat at their own game is making my life. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/gBB8sEtF9W
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Timothy Burke
a month ago
Listen to this incredible crybaby https://t.co/KmJvZpBQ59
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
We all dropping @RobinhoodApp, right? What's the best alternative?
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
Are we about to reboot Occupy Wall Street?! #RedditArmy
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@BeauWillimon
Beau Willimon
a month ago
It’ll be interesting to see who is more upset about capital traders than Capitol traitors.
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Brian Brooks II
a month ago
@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
a month ago
“139 police officers were injured in the U.S. Capitol siege, including brain injuries, smashed spinal discs, an officer who will lose his eye, & one who was stabbed w/a metal fence stake.” GOP: WhY cAnT wE JuSt mOvE On??? “Blue Lives Matter” amirite? https://t.co/wGvEnV3iij
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@QasimRashid
Qasim Rashid, Esq.
a month ago
“139 police officers were injured in the U.S. Capitol siege, including brain injuries, smashed spinal discs, an officer who will lose his eye, & one who was stabbed w/a metal fence stake.” GOP: WhY cAnT wE JuSt mOvE On??? “Blue Lives Matter” amirite? https://t.co/wGvEnV3iij
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