Brian Brooks II
@brianunderwater
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filmmaker. storyteller. los angeles.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2008
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@RexChapman “I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.” - Mark Twain
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As Aaron Sorkin wrote it and Brad Pitt delivered it:
"There are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's 50 feet of crap, and then there's us. It's an unfair game." https://t.co/3SdpG3BlQA
2021 Projected Payrolls
Dodgers
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Pirates/Orioles/Indians/Marlins/Rays
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@DgtIButterfly @Chuckfug big gender is trying to sell you blue and pink wall paint wake up sheeple
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So if as a doctor I committed malpractice, but retire before being charged, am I no longer guilty? I struggle to listen to this absurdity.
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Not a single Republican senator voted for Pres. Biden's COVID relief bill.
Republicans whine about "unity" but don't give a shit about you or your family getting substantial, life-saving COVID relief.
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In my first screenwriting class at USC, my professor (who is a well established writer in Hollywood) said, "Writing is pure fucking drudgery." Truer words were never spoken. #HarshWritingAdvice https://t.co/62ifqv1ms1
HARSH WRITING ADVICE:
Get over the idea that being a writer is a fun and easy profession. Writing is vampiric. Writing is a long walk in a thick fog with a pen light. Writing is a squeezing fist and you are the unpeeled orange.
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HARSH WRITING ADVICE:
This website is the biggest waste of your time. Your thing would be done and amazing by now, but you had to click to see why Lil Bow Wow was trending and now it’s been 3 hours.
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We’ve been beyond parody for a long, long time now, my friend. https://t.co/JqgnLaJI9K
a guy is crying about the wealthy being taxed we are beyond parody at this point https://t.co/0LpKzALqpN
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From schools to statehouses to embassies to the Capitol. Our lawmakers’ refusal to act - and their willingness to arm dangerous people - is turning American buildings into bunkers.
This isn’t freedom. https://t.co/VUY85wKyJ0
PERMANENT SECURITY FENCING coming to US Capitol.
New statement from acting US Capitol Police chief: "Vast improvements to the physical security infrastructure must be made to include permanent fencing" https://t.co/6JMPfcn1E9
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All these billionaires crying over getting beat at their own game is making my life. 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/gBB8sEtF9W
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It’ll be interesting to see who is more upset about capital traders than Capitol traitors.
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Are you REALLY okay with this?! @SenJohnBarrasso, @MarshaBlackburn, @RoyBlunt, @JohnBoozman, @SenatorBraun, @SenatorBurr, @SenCapito, @BillCassidy, @JohnCornyn, @SenTomCotton, @kevincramer, @MikeCrapo, @SenTedCruz, @SteveDaines, @joniernst... https://t.co/twQWwtPVg5
“139 police officers were injured in the U.S. Capitol siege, including brain injuries, smashed spinal discs, an officer who will lose his eye, & one who was stabbed w/a metal fence stake.”
GOP: WhY cAnT wE JuSt mOvE On???
“Blue Lives Matter” amirite?
https://t.co/wGvEnV3iij
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“139 police officers were injured in the U.S. Capitol siege, including brain injuries, smashed spinal discs, an officer who will lose his eye, & one who was stabbed w/a metal fence stake.”
GOP: WhY cAnT wE JuSt mOvE On???
“Blue Lives Matter” amirite?
https://t.co/wGvEnV3iij
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