my new hot video! The End of Avatar Is Genius, And Here's Why https://t.co/adzTPGXvpQ https://t.co/hWNIk7sOSs

reading bullshit jobs and FUCK academics in the UK truly fucking hate their jobs. like both Fisher and Graeber go on these sweeping tangents about how much they hate doing paperwork. boys relax, simply do ur forms

She literally loves to game https://t.co/dXMPKhRxuX

Ok what the fuck why is my dog gaming https://t.co/IHq9HpxIul

ok i dont wanna do this to sarah z's new video but, like, i was that homeless guy. im sure all these other tumblr stories were totally fake or whatever but i danced hard on that day and i dont love seeing that taken away from me. it was the day i decided to make youtube videos

To be clear I think it’s a possibility? That the stage was intentionally a nazi rune? But come on it could so easily be a coincidence , it could be one

I can’t be the only person unconvinced of this right. Like were the ppl behind cpac like “we’re a bunch of nazis so let’s honor that with a beautiful stage” and then everyone else at the meeting was like “oh hell ya let’s celebrate nazi Germany with our gorgeous stage” https://t.co/wCVf53P4eN

im sorry but wandavision feeling like it has to lowkey provide an origin story for all of wanda's sitcom favs is so fucking funny. like i too love malcolm in the middle, wanda

Tbh, I do think I make good videos. But you have to understand the strange feels attached to my #blessed life. I’m not like slime. I got out of college, started making videos, and the universe was like “ya ok do that.” It’s genuinely surreal and there’s no way to make sense of it

Me, winning the lottery: wow is it imposter syndrome that I don’t TRULY feel I earned this beautiful lotto money

Thought slimes new video is like toooooooo much. It’s so true tho, like I both should AND do feel guilty at all times for my relative success on YouTube. It’s not even imposter syndrome lol, like it’s not imposter syndrome to observe that you got insanely lucky for no reason

:-( I've been lowkey watching the beginning of contrapoints' beauty video for some time now, just cause the song slapped so much, and when i finally looked it up it was by SOPHIE. god what a banger https://t.co/5dOhDce1td

This is the funniest thing on Twitter, I watch it like every week https://t.co/nuVKGp3At7

Imagine paying me money, going behind a paywall, and seeing this tweet. Incredible https://t.co/YhpaW1mvK3

I’m not gonna do super tweeting, but honestly I should. considering the value of my tweets, it’s frankly profane that you’ve been enjoying them for so long without paying me a cent. you’re all parasites tbh

honestly i dont care what they call mr potato head. as long as he still has his iconic dick and balls im happy

YOU HAD TO BE THERE, I SWEAR TO GOD. I MEAN YOUVE HEARD OF EARRINGS, BUT THIS LADY TOOK IT TO ANOTHER LEVEL

part of me loves that when ray blanchard isn't being the iconic transphobe guy, he's just like "I SAW SOMEONE WITH PIERCINGS AT THE STORE TODAY. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS. PIERCINGS RIGHT IN HER FACE" https://t.co/ytDmTBk6l6

has anyone made an "L's accounts posting their L's" account yet, and just posted every single thing one of these fetid accounts post? idk could be a good idea to explore