MysticBear

MysticBear

@bear_mystic

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Former academic philosopher and ancient historian, now a chef living in the countryside. European centrist, so "damned socialist" to my friends in the US.

Hebden Bridge, England
Joined on August 09, 2018
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Biden hasn't even been inaugurated yet and people are already romanticising and eulogising his presidency. America would be a better country if Americans could treat their presidents as human beings rather than literary characters.

Today I mistook frozen spinach for frozen broccoli and it was too late to correct after I'd dumped it in the hot pan. Thus I have invented oven-roasted spinach with honey glazed parsnips in lemon, maple and garlic butter and it is, weirdly, pretty damn good.

Only 4 days until Republicans start caring about deficits and the national debt again. Can't wait.

Quoted @ProjectLincoln

Real life captain America. https://t.co/LBMLHeZ3BZ

"If it wasn't my job I'd have done that for free. It was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist mob." That man should never have to buy another drink in DC for the rest of his life. https://t.co/5xIowyaL6M

The reviews have very much put me off watching Wonder Woman 1984, but if they hadn't the £16 RENTAL price would have. Are they insane?

Now two votes where Trump has won popular vote of the electorate. He must be thrilled. #ImpeachTrump

Quoted @RoadsideMum

#FreeSchoolMeals bag for 10 days: 2 days jacket potato with beans 8 single cheese sandwiches 2 days carrots 3 days apples 2 days soreen 3 days frubes Spare pasta & tomato. Will need mayo for pasta salad. Issued instead of £30 vouchers. I could do more with £30 to be honest. https://t.co/87LGUTHXEu

#FreeSchoolMeals bag for 10 days:

2 days jacket potato with beans
8 single cheese sandwiches

2 days carrots
3 days apples
2 days soreen
3 days frubes

Spare pasta & tomato. Will need mayo for pasta salad.

Issued instead of £30 vouchers. I could do more with £30 to be honest. https://t.co/87LGUTHXEu

This is madness. https://t.co/QbHZF1smmH

If you really believe that "all lives matter" then people saying "black lives matter" shouldn't bother you. The answer should just be, "Yes, you are right. Black lives do matter." At which point you can help build a society that reflects that.

The fact the BBC is loathed by the hard left for being "right wing" and loathed by the hard right for being "left wing" is a good sign it's doing its job properly.

Jose Mourinho sides are boring and don't score enough goals...

"Project Big Picture" would be the death of English football. Its a push to take advantage of desperation due to the current funding crisis at the bottom, in order to permanently enshrine a hierarchy. It's completely alien to the game in this country.

Having my best ever transfer window in a game of Football Manager is almost certainly my greatest achievement during lockdown. That fact is immensely depressing, but at least I'll probably get promoted this season.

Mourinho's entire reputation as a "defensive" coach essentially comes from his organisation of teams vs Barcelona. It's just lazy analysis from football writers.

Quoted @MiguelDelaney

Look at how Southampton move the ball and press, in contrast to how Spurs are... just lumping it!

This one aged like a fine prison hooch. https://t.co/SV6lv9532b

#SOUTOT This second half is a Jose Mourinho masterclass.

#SOUTOT Ndombele broke the press with power and pure class and then Spurs were away. Spurs need to be prepared to mix it up when teams compact the midfield against them.

Gareth Bale cutting in from the right and Matt Doherty providing the width would take Spurs from having a really problematic right side last season to being behind only Liverpool in terms of balance and quality on that side. Bale would also massively lift their dressing room.

If Tariq Lamptey were 6' tall he'd still be at Chelsea. Brighton getting a kid of that ability for less than £3m is great business. Looks like he suits their system.

This is a work of genuine genius https://t.co/6b7lgoBSh4

This is a work of genuine genius https://t.co/6b7lgoBSh4

Really poor this from Spurs. Flat performance. No fight, no desire. #TottenhamEverton

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