Akilah Green

Akilah Green

@akilahgreen

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Writer: A Black Lady Sketch Show (HBO), Perfect Harmony (NBC), The Emmys (ABC), Chelsea (Netflix), etc. Oh, and a recovering lawyer.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined on November 09, 2010
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by 55%-39%, white men in new Quinnipiac national poll favor Trump over Biden by 53%-43%, white men also say Trump is dishonest

The real social distancing is the way some of us are using quarantine to slowly distance ourselves from the people we hope to never see again once the world opens back up.

I love how babies look freaked out all the time. They’re the only ones being honest!

Quoted @akilahgreen

You know how you bite into something and it tastes like Christmas? What is that? Paprika? Allspice? Today, I had mac and cheese that tasted like Santa was coming, and I want to know what's at fault.

The people have spoken. Nutmeg is the Christmas spice, and, for the record, it does not belong in mac and cheese. #fightme https://t.co/RMUzGNwmpD

@acolelife One thing a man always has is the audacity

You know how you bite into something and it tastes like Christmas? What is that? Paprika? Allspice? Today, I had mac and cheese that tasted like Santa was coming, and I want to know what's at fault.

TV Writers, which sad lunch salad do you miss ordering the most?

Quoted @SenFeinstein

When Merrick Garland was nominated in 2016 to fill Justice Scalia’s seat, we were 237 days away from an election. Now we’re just 42 days away from an election, yet Leader McConnell wants to jam a nominee through. That’s a dangerous double standard that can’t be allowed to stand.

Should I...pass it on? https://t.co/2iffhBI5w0

Quoted @akilahgreen

It doesn’t matter if you look away because there’s horrible stuff going on over there too.

What’s your most 2020 tweet so far? https://t.co/2RcXTn2S1O

Quoted @ClaraJeffery

COVID now 4th largest mass casualty event in US history. Topped only by the Civil War, WWII, 1918 flu pandemic.

Today Trump said covid, “Affects virtually nobody.” In fact, there have only been 3 events with more deaths than covid in ALL OF US HISTORY. https://t.co/2ZBWK5KZRO

I'm genuinely surprised these days when the 😩 emoji is not among my Frequently Used options.

I ordered french fries and two slices of pie for dinner. Live it up.

Quoted @strongblacklead

You can always count on Natalie Desselle-Reid to serve a look 😍 #SetItOff https://t.co/YG58EW93Z3

You can always count on Natalie Desselle-Reid to serve a look 😍 #SetItOff https://t.co/YG58EW93Z3

He ain't even FROM Acorn! https://t.co/DQ0bTP4PWE

Dear God....

CNN
6 days ago

A pastor in Idaho who called himself a "no-masker" during a service and repeatedly questioned the veracity of coronavirus case reporting is in the ICU after contracting Covid-19 https://t.co/h7lSf1Fsl7

I needed to throw something away so I grabbed a plastic bag, then I thought, “No way. This is a good plastic bag.” Hello from my mother.

“well they’ve always been nice to me!” - hot person talking about someone who is obviously an asshole

There are some mornings where you can feel the exact moment when the coffee kicks in. https://t.co/zXke5VRj7k

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