William Gregorian

William Gregorian

@WillGregorian

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Iranian/Armenian, always an American, work in #InfoSec, big fan of series-comma, laced with satire & sarcasm. I do not represent my {{currentEmployer}}.

Bay Area, CA
Joined on April 23, 2009
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Child 2 decided to tape three pencils to do the work a bit quicker. It didn’t work but gotta give them credit for trying. https://t.co/H1PnohEY1c

Child 2 decided to tape three pencils to do the work a bit quicker. It didn’t work but gotta give them credit for trying. https://t.co/H1PnohEY1c

I like the idea of Kim Scott recommending that employees rather than managers should own and drive their 1:1s; too bad the real world isn't ready for that.

The Cat5 is out of the bag. Source, Some person on Reddit. https://t.co/2V8rAPwWgr

The Cat5 is out of the bag. Source, Some person on Reddit. https://t.co/2V8rAPwWgr

Eva
20 hours ago

Quoted @RachelTobac

Growing up I would always take quizzes in the back of magazines so it’s been a dream to work with @MarieClaire to create a quiz folks can take to understand the steps to protect their security & privacy online. One step closer to making security practices a household concept 🤖🙌 https://t.co/PCaA7DkSME

Growing up I would always take quizzes in the back of magazines so it’s been a dream to work with @MarieClaire to create a quiz folks can take to understand the steps to protect their security & privacy online. One step closer to making security practices a household concept 🤖🙌 https://t.co/PCaA7DkSME

Digital privacy and security for everyone and everywhere, but especially in fashion magazines. Normalize giving infosec advice while swanning around in a gown. https://t.co/w0mdjcFj1c

It’s true, #infosec wonks do better as lone wolves, and WFH helps, but isolation may exasperate mental health issues. “CIOs say security must adapt to permanent work-from-home” https://t.co/bVP2y76xdK

That was a sight to end with, as-if things weren't sad enough.

I sincerely hope this won’t be the norm. The worst display of leadership. #Debates2020

"Stand by" what the actual fuck?

This isn't a debate. It's a DDOS attack happening in front of a human moderator.

This is what watching a country die looks like.

Pretty sure some intern wrote the current version of the life 🍝 code. #debates

When did SNL opening skid become real life? #debates

I wish everyone participating in the drinking bingo tonight a speedy recovery. #Debate2020

Chris Wallace's debate performance tonight is a great reminder that kindergarten teachers are underpaid. #Debates2020

Quoted @dickc

This isn't great leadership. It's the abdication of leadership. It's the equivalent of telling your employees to "shut up and dribble." https://t.co/XvEvJmtHf1

Yep. https://t.co/z5Moqk0hCQ

Watching this was a mistake.

Quoted @jupiterone_io

Check out what @willgregorian from @addepar is building on top of @jupiterone_io platform. Shifting compliance left using GitHub and automation techniques. One of many awesome use cases from #J1. https://t.co/Gj6tLVFZFp

It’s true, I enjoy automating even the mundane. https://t.co/u5yMm6sChx

Red Hat bought @ansible in 2015. Progress bought @chef earlier this month. Now VMware buys @SaltStack — crazy world https://t.co/E2WaDhCa1W

This whole time, I thought my $100 haircuts weren’t a tax write off. Which way to Trump university?

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