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There's a bathroom on the right. https://t.co/9XVJ6pjl01

I'm not doing the drug test! https://t.co/bwnAwT36II

Trump is now a little man. In time, he will become no one. That's the price would-be tyrants pay.

And Donald Trump is now vulnerable to arrest and prosecution. Bring in the police and the handcuffs. If the putz produces a paper saying he has a pardon, tear it up and say "Fuck you! We don't recognize your alleged amnesty or authority.".

And now Joe Biden is officially President of the United States of America. It took three tries and many years to get here, but now he takes charge of a wounded land upon a troubled brow. May he help heal this country and us.

And it's official: Kamala Harris is Vice President of the United States of America. She is the first. She will not be the last. She will be President, given time and patience. A new age begins.

Suzy had never learned the waltz! https://t.co/V5NjX9xBNB

We're in love, damn you all! https://t.co/BqYDDRbnhr

H.R. needs to have a serious talk with Greg and his attitude towards work. I can understand some funning, but this is pushing it! https://t.co/17bAFO2DKJ

You're drunk, so you ain't driving! https://t.co/WJ3Xu1EGio

Scram, creep! I'm undercover for Greenpeace. https://t.co/6JsfHiC8vh

I can just imagine the note Trump will leave Biden on the Oval Office desk...and it'll probably be unfit for broadcast. Not for obscenity, but for utter incoherence and total disregard of the English language and reality.

Yeah, it's the crossover of THE EXORCIST and THE SENTINEL you never asked for. https://t.co/dfp0LH2zDJ

You take that back, Daryl! https://t.co/1gY7AE4bOt

Time for @SecretHandPod’s first giveaway. We’ve got a copy of @VinegarSyndrome’s OOP Blu box of the ANGEL trilogy up for grabs. Like violent, grimy revenge flicks? How about THREE violent, grimy revenge flicks? Follow us here and RT for a chance. Winner will be chosen Saturday! https://t.co/9igwbrCo7V

Course, I use the word "asshole" in situations like that because...most of the time, they ARE assholes. Yeah, that's not so creative, but neither are those who annoy me.

Can we all agreed using the words fascist and communist are just fallback words for uncreative minds who can't think up something more original and biting when describing someone who bugs them? Honestly! Use a damn thesaurus app. Save yourself the embarrassment.

Daniel...pay your bloody TV licence! https://t.co/Rt79AEQtGe

Think we've found your IT job. https://t.co/19FKtN4HIH