Victoria Coren Mitchell

My TV column is back this week, with an enjoyable American drama and some tricky memories from my schooldays. https://t.co/nqgzEXo0Qu

I watched #onlyconnect with the darts question, then this evening I watched #WILTY and I feel like I’ve just seen the silliest inside joke ever pulled off on national television. Bravo @VictoriaCoren

Well done, that mysterious question setter..... 😎 BBC One, 9pm https://t.co/lF8MOpZTks

I must say, that... that doesn’t sound true https://t.co/Iyq2wnshFa

This time last year we were at the Vic, playing poker in memory of Tall Alan Vinson, Ashley Alterman and others we had recently lost. Much loved, never forgotten - but I tell you what guys, you haven’t f***ing missed much. ♥️

If you’re not sure why @VictoriaCoren was asking about two versions of The Holly and The Ivy, here’s the other version: in my opinion, much more fun. https://t.co/is7YDLUgDP #onlyconnect

Well done, that mysterious question setter......

"Not just for adults"? Was that the continuity link in to tonight's Only Connect? I mean, no, but... do people think it is? Are we JUST TOO SEXY?

Tonight’s Only Connect might be the most fun episode of the series - with jolly teams, bonus mysteries and a scandalous chat about Mary Berry. 8pm on @BBCTwo.

Words do not do this justice, so just watch it. Thank you @Arnold https://t.co/tyd8N0jZ2k

@VictoriaCoren His presidency would be of the same duration as the world's longest recorded traffic jam.

If Mike Pence becomes the 46th President for 12 days, he’ll be a real favourite for quizzers in future generations. Like Spencer Perceval here.

...which is not to say it’s good. As catchphrases go, it’s still a f*** of a long way from “Follow the bear”.

They’ve taken out “and a natter”!! Fair play, that makes it 16% less awful. https://t.co/AoCZRNxfj1

Yup. These all work. On one side a hopeless glimpse of an insoluble mess.... on one side a chubby blonde struggling to lead us through an impossible fog of... etc https://t.co/TVectjXFs4

Oh dear, I think something deeply depressing is coming at 8 o’clock. But if you don’t feel like watching Only Connect, there’s a government announcement on the other channel.

Only Connect goes back to normal tonight - well, as normal as it ever is - with an excellent fact about polywater. BBC Two, 8pm.

Well, thank you for watching and happy new year! Back to the normal series on Monday night, 8pm. https://t.co/hIC9ZDISAr

I wish people would stop telling me I look uncomfortable. I always look uncomfortable.