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Godzilla Tweets

@TweetsGodzilla

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I never saw a cityscape that didn’t want to immediately stomp into dust. That’s just who I am. New to social media. him/his

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Joined on April 21, 2020
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That Beirut thing was NOT me and no, it wasn’t one of my farts (not funny twitter bullies). Normally destroying cities is kind my thing but the accidental nature of this just makes me sad. I’m angry at the government officials who ignored repeated requests to deal with the stuff

You know when you get something stuck in your teeth for aaages and you’re so relieved when you finally work it free? It was a Cessna. #monsterproblems #Godzilla

You know when you get something stuck in your teeth for aaages and you’re so relieved when you finally work it free? It was a Cessna. #monsterproblems #Godzilla

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Ok please stop asking, I’m NOT able to just tip-toe into the centre of cities and destroy single buildings. I’m not saying that 10 Downing Street doesn’t deserve a good squishing but I’m a sledgehammer when you need a scalpel. Have you tried booing? #dominicummimgs #borisspeech

This time six years ago was a particularly hard time for me. And people wonder why I get angry and trample cities underfoot. #monsterproblems #Godzilla #FatShaming https://t.co/nFwAjB76eB

This time six years ago was a particularly hard time for me. And people wonder why I get angry and trample cities underfoot. #monsterproblems #Godzilla #FatShaming https://t.co/nFwAjB76eB

Ugh, these Covid-19 restrictions are unfairly biased against gigantic monsters. 2km?!! That’s what, 35 steps?! Prisoners in solitary get more walking around room than that! #Godzilla #monsterproblems #COVID19 #lockdownblues

That’s not to say there aren’t different textures and nutrients, I have to watch my waistline if I’m going to snack on too many tourist coaches from Iowa for example, instead of say, an Olympic village (after a high protein meal like that I’d need to eat a forest for roughage.)

I find it so strange and quite sad that you tiny little humans will hate, kill and even go to war with each other over the colour of your skin or which God you believe in. Honestly, you all taste the same to me. #wars #racism #tinyhumans

You know when you get something stuck right up under your fingernail and it hurts your nail bed? I had that today, took ages to get out. It was a Fiat Uno from the 1980’s remember them? So like my newest follower @HildaMcevoy says; “WASH YOUR HANDS!”

Quoted @nowthisnews

There is so much extra oil right now, tankers full off fossil fuel are just anchoring idly off California https://t.co/HYINE5FUjx

Normally I’d step up and offer to eat a few of these tankers but they’re very oily and tend to go right through me. I’ve been trying to change up my diet a bit. #Godzilla #monsterproblems #crudehumour #crudeoil https://t.co/RIAH2DSg9N

Some people ask me if there’s any cities I wouldn’t destroy and I reply that yes, there are several cities which have too few skyscrapers to be worth the effort. I once stubbed my toe on Dublin for example. > > #dublin #skyscrapers #skyline #cities #Godzilla #monsterproblems

I felt a horrible pang of guilt earlier because I’d eaten an entire school bus and get this....I completely forgot to wash my hands afterwards! Facepalm! #handhygiene #covid19

Mondays...amirite? Wait, what day is it?

I have 15 followers - I am so pumped! It’s like having a gang. Followers, you’re all in the Godzilla Gang now! #Godzilla #gang #newfollowers #feelingpumped

Here’s an ad for those ‘Chewits’ sweets from England that I never got around to suing for use of my image. I have to imagine they’d taste like two elephants filled with 8,000 gallons of blackberries. #chewits #monsterproblems #lawsuit #Godzilla https://t.co/gsO0oH3Dgr

THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!!! Sorry for the all caps but I HAVE MY FIRST FOLLOWER!! Thanks @GodzillaLets you’ve made me feel ten feet tall....no wait, that’s tiny, I meant ten hundred feet tall!

Quoted @gargantucast

Happy birthday to the late Tomoyuki Tanaka. He is best known as the co-creator of Godzilla as well as a producer for many Toho kaiju films starting from Gojira all the way to Godzilla vs. Destoroyah before his death in 1997. https://t.co/qaEcFGTaih

Happy birthday to the late Tomoyuki Tanaka. He is best known as the co-creator of Godzilla as well as a producer for many Toho kaiju films starting from Gojira all the way to Godzilla vs. Destoroyah before his death in 1997. https://t.co/qaEcFGTaih

Happy Birthday Dad 😥 https://t.co/RzmEDqGYpC

Quoted @nowthisnews

'We've had viruses for years... I want the hotel rooms open' — The mayor of Las Vegas gave this unbelievably alarming interview to Anderson Cooper https://t.co/2aem63EoZB

And people accuse me of being a city destroying monster! 🤔 > > #LasVegas #mayor #covid19 #monster #Godzilla https://t.co/l3isGxWmt4

Think you’ve had an epic fail? I once made a balsa wood model of Tokyo but I got the scale all messed up, turns out my model was way bigger than the actual Tokyo. THAT’S an epic fail. > > #EpicFail #Tokyo #Godzilla #model #monsterproblems #epicfailure #balsawood #facepalm

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