KevinSmith

KevinSmith

@ThatKevinSmith

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It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined on May 07, 2008
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This was one of my Trapper folders from high school. In the 80’s, this was our cellphone: it kept your important data... trapped. You could store all your Trapper folders in a binder called The Trapper Keeper. Who else had one of these scholastic bad boys? https://t.co/vmZVt1cm8z
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This was one of my Trapper folders from high school. In the 80’s, this was our cellphone: it kept your important data... trapped. You could store all your Trapper folders in a binder called The Trapper Keeper. Who else had one of these scholastic bad boys? https://t.co/vmZVt1cm8z

In 1989, I attended @EugeneLang for the Jan - May semester. I chose Lang  because it was a writer’s school - and this was my evaluation from my “Voice and Silence” prof, Jane Lazzare. I never did wind up writing about “increasingly complex things” - unless you count @YogaHosers. https://t.co/OTnFpFwzrz

In 1989, I attended @EugeneLang for the Jan - May semester. I chose Lang because it was a writer’s school - and this was my evaluation from my “Voice and Silence” prof, Jane Lazzare. I never did wind up writing about “increasingly complex things” - unless you count @YogaHosers. https://t.co/OTnFpFwzrz

The “Wake & Bake” show I do 3x a week has become one of my favorite outlets for self expression. It’s all very masturbatory to be sure, just without the actual masturbation (which might be more interesting to watch than a blazed middle aged man vlogging). https://t.co/c2Xw8c2aGm https://t.co/wujF1M4aBc

SUNDAY at 4pst/7est! @marcbernardin and I talk about @TheCWSupergirl, @BlackWidow moving and more on the 299th episode of FAT MAN BEYOND! On my @Facebook page and my @YouTube channel: https://t.co/Mr5gZm9niq (Who made that Awesome Art? It’s @DarkNateReturns!) https://t.co/Wy13Vg9qTw

SUNDAY at 4pst/7est! @marcbernardin and I talk about @TheCWSupergirl, @BlackWidow moving and more on the 299th episode of FAT MAN BEYOND! On my @Facebook page and my @YouTube channel: https://t.co/Mr5gZm9niq (Who made that Awesome Art? It’s @DarkNateReturns!) https://t.co/Wy13Vg9qTw

And that’s a wrap on the Mooby’s Pop-Up in Jersey! Thank you to everyone who sold us out all week! Biggest thanks to Gianni’s for hosting us in the hometown of @The_SecretStash! We’ll be back again this summer! But after Moobying both coasts, Mooby’s Midwest is coming next month! https://t.co/vK4wInPJpk
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And that’s a wrap on the Mooby’s Pop-Up in Jersey! Thank you to everyone who sold us out all week! Biggest thanks to Gianni’s for hosting us in the hometown of @The_SecretStash! We’ll be back again this summer! But after Moobying both coasts, Mooby’s Midwest is coming next month! https://t.co/vK4wInPJpk

Take off this Iron Bob mask (available at https://t.co/0dz2YXz6Wx)? Heart attack made me high risk so I only unmask when I’m alone. But you’re never alone on Runyon because it’s always packed with mask-less folks panting heavily right beside you (who I frame out of my selfies). https://t.co/hGA9eiNWcK https://t.co/V3wOcdcuVB

Take off this Iron Bob mask (available at https://t.co/0dz2YXz6Wx)? Heart attack made me high risk so I only unmask when I’m alone. But you’re never alone on Runyon because it’s always packed with mask-less folks panting heavily right beside you (who I frame out of my selfies). https://t.co/hGA9eiNWcK https://t.co/V3wOcdcuVB

Poor MULTI-millionaire, according to one internet site. Sadly, when I checked my bank account, it wasn’t true - so I’m suspicious of stuff I read on the web. Like your Tweet: nowhere in the original  message did I say I felt “scared.” (But I *am* afraid of dying. s’Why I hike.) https://t.co/lYj0OE51sE https://t.co/e7HfzQoopX

Poor MULTI-millionaire, according to one internet site. Sadly, when I checked my bank account, it wasn’t true - so I’m suspicious of stuff I read on the web. Like your Tweet: nowhere in the original message did I say I felt “scared.” (But I *am* afraid of dying. s’Why I hike.) https://t.co/lYj0OE51sE https://t.co/e7HfzQoopX

Since the news is depressing and the future seems so chillingly uncertain, here’s what I’m drawing strength & inspiration from today: picture proof of how hard Will Ferrel made me laugh while we were filming Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Also: doing a new FAT MAN BEYOND tonight! https://t.co/o8kBxSQXXk

Since the news is depressing and the future seems so chillingly uncertain, here’s what I’m drawing strength & inspiration from today: picture proof of how hard Will Ferrel made me laugh while we were filming Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Also: doing a new FAT MAN BEYOND tonight! https://t.co/o8kBxSQXXk

Quoted @JayMewes

Escondido! Jay & Silent Bob Get Old outdoors at the CA Center for the Arts #drivein #sociallydistanced https://t.co/8QpFyNANnK

ESCONDIDO! Wanna GET OLD with me and @JayMewes? Join us for a live podcast under the stars on Thursday, October 29th! For tickets, click the link below! https://t.co/czGWVkoPAz

Quoted @Chogrin

Today is the premiere of the #MallRats 25th anniversary art show @Galleries1988. Live walkthrough tomorrow w/ @JensenKarp, featuring #prototype #TOY editions of my designs of @JayMewes & @ThatKevinSmith as #Rats by #TheBeastBrothers & #MexicanBootleg!!! #JayandSilentBob #chogrin https://t.co/zNJ5erETbY

Stunning! Must have! Thank you for your MALLRATS art, @Chogrin! Yo @Galleries1988: don’t sell anything before I’ve had a chance to buy it all! https://t.co/HQG4gsJcxs

Quoted @HighDefDiscNews

Here's you a taste of how good the restoration looks for the Theatrical version of @ThatKevinSmith's 1995 film MALLRATS. SOURCES: 2014 Universal Blu-ray (left), 2020 Arrow Video Blu-ray (right). #Mallrats #Bluray More screenshot comparisons coming later. https://t.co/lpaZAmX4iP

Here's you a taste of how good the restoration looks for the Theatrical version of @ThatKevinSmith's 1995 film MALLRATS. SOURCES: 2014 Universal Blu-ray (left), 2020 Arrow Video Blu-ray (right). #Mallrats #Bluray 

More screenshot comparisons coming later. https://t.co/lpaZAmX4iP

You got one of the new Mallrats BluRays already?! Can you ask @ArrowFilmsVideo to send Silent Bob a copy too! I’m a fan of the 1995 flick (I think I might even have a credit or two on the project) so I’d *also* love to see how this looks! https://t.co/cGtOYVSY78

Thanks, @rickerthewriter! I turn it into a tearjerker at the end, but MAGNUM DOPUS is all heart. Even if you hate KevinSmith movies you can’t deny how much love KevinSmith has for making KevinSmith movies. Watch the wonderful @JoshRoush documentary here: https://t.co/VmnLz0awwk https://t.co/rHPfNoSATg

Quoted @Galleries1988

TOMORROW! Our 25th anniversary of Mallrats celebration begins!! At Noon PT, we will release all the artwork for sale at https://t.co/TK1TRv5MaC, so don’t miss out. There are great pieces celebrating this cult classic, like this from Duncan Robertson... https://t.co/EtoLJvqLcy

TOMORROW! Our 25th anniversary of Mallrats celebration begins!! At Noon PT, we will release all the artwork for sale at https://t.co/TK1TRv5MaC, so don’t miss out. There are great pieces celebrating this cult classic, like this from Duncan Robertson... https://t.co/EtoLJvqLcy

A quarter of a century later, I’m still at the Mall, y’all! TOMORROW - @Galleries1988 celebrate the 25th Anniversary of MALLRATS with an online art show! (Artwork goes on sale at noon!) And on Saturday, @JensenKarp and I will tour you through all the pieces on @instagram live! https://t.co/xLo60qkUR9

Quoted @guardian

'Close to 100% accuracy': Helsinki airport uses sniffer dogs to detect Covid https://t.co/UbqA0tf8zq

When we die, we’re gonna learn this was never really our world: It always belonged to the dogs, but they were just too polite to correct us. And if canines detecting Covid doesn’t empty shelters, then we’re not smart enough to be in charge anyway. Hey CATS: you better step it up! https://t.co/ZqJQxUmBYL

Quoted @SModcastNetwork

SModcast 436: Little Big Bry, Happy At Last with @ThatKevinSmith and special guest star @TellEmSteveDave is live.... https://t.co/lKk0ISLhFV #SModcast #tesd https://t.co/bAG20965ls

SModcast 436: Little Big Bry, Happy At Last with @ThatKevinSmith and special guest star @TellEmSteveDave is live....

https://t.co/lKk0ISLhFV

#SModcast #tesd https://t.co/bAG20965ls

On a brand new SMODCAST! The original Dante and Randal are together again when @TellEmSteveDave joins me to talk about falling in love and getting married! https://t.co/29WjTMvrDR

Our boy @JayMewes just started a  12 hour stream at his @Twitch channel! Watch it here: https://t.co/U8Xejvegn8 In the next hour, @BrianCOHalloran joins Jay for some Lego-making madness! (Photo: This was what we looked like flying to Jersey. Jay bought a fan-filter for his mask.) https://t.co/kNJCdYT1Mm

Our boy @JayMewes just started a 12 hour stream at his @Twitch channel! Watch it here: https://t.co/U8Xejvegn8 In the next hour, @BrianCOHalloran joins Jay for some Lego-making madness! (Photo: This was what we looked like flying to Jersey. Jay bought a fan-filter for his mask.) https://t.co/kNJCdYT1Mm

After a weekend full of Cow Tippers & Hater Totz at Mooby’s in Jersey, I’m back to hiking it off on Runyon. Took 2 Covid tests (1 with rapid results and 1 with 24 hr lab) and both came up negative. I’ll take another test Friday (it can incubate for 5 days), but so far, no Corona. https://t.co/P7c8DDYuzS

After a weekend full of Cow Tippers & Hater Totz at Mooby’s in Jersey, I’m back to hiking it off on Runyon. Took 2 Covid tests (1 with rapid results and 1 with 24 hr lab) and both came up negative. I’ll take another test Friday (it can incubate for 5 days), but so far, no Corona. https://t.co/P7c8DDYuzS

I think I just filled the cup! @ThatKevinSmith #MoobysPopUp #moobysredbank https://t.co/3BqW099BVX

I miss my MOOBY’S. Thanks to @joegariffo and everyone who came out to Red Bank for food and fun! After the grand opening, we added additional slots to our sold out schedule - but now we’ve SOLD OUT again! All the NJ Mooby’s reservations are udderly taken! https://t.co/h87TGL4x7z

As a kid who bought the “Vision & the Scarlet Witch” comic book mini series in the 80’s, I’m so ready for this! @wandavision is clearly the creepy road to the Multiverse of Madness and this trailer has got my imagination going! Make mine @MarvelStudios! https://t.co/47WBcxEHVW

After 26 years of making movies, @OriginalFunko finally made it official: I’M A DIRECTOR! Get this @amazon exclusive and you can be the director’s boss! Make him apologize for @YogaHosers! Force l’il Kev to shoot better films! Get my Director Kev Pop here: https://t.co/uFF8WDYysY https://t.co/q5jj4ZqU09

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