Texas Humor

Texas Humor

@TexasHumor

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Joined on October 14, 2010
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @TexasHumor and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
7 hours
Average replies
6
Average retweets
36
Average likes
247
Tweets with photos
68 / 100
Tweets with videos
0 / 100
Tweets with links
0 / 100

Rankings (sorted by number of followers)

11. in country United States and category Fashion

44. in category Fashion

106. in country United States and category Brands

434. in category Brands

Also, Fajitas are only skirt steak. Chicken fajitas are just grilled chicken strips. And there’s no such thing as Veggie Fajitas. Those are just grilled vegetables. I’ll die on this hill.

Quoted @dallasnews

It’s called the Corn Dog Queen. https://t.co/1sZZZQt5aj

What in the Dallas is this? https://t.co/BP9uHJYqAv

I make sure to carry this one whenever I head out.

Get your keychain here: https://t.co/NNxtTmELw6 https://t.co/maYglzRevm

I make sure to carry this one whenever I head out. Get your keychain here: https://t.co/NNxtTmELw6 https://t.co/maYglzRevm

Whatever happened to making your own gras stains? https://t.co/KmohXXAyxJ

Whatever happened to making your own gras stains? https://t.co/KmohXXAyxJ

Oklahoma, you've been warned https://t.co/uNSY3jznyW

Oklahoma, you've been warned https://t.co/uNSY3jznyW

Quoted @talliesinyoung

does anyone else have a favorite gas station or do i just form attachments to everything

Buc-ee's is the only gas station that occupies my mind 24/7 https://t.co/g0idLNtxN4

My shoes look like this so hers can look like that https://t.co/MB4ns2VSnF
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My shoes look like this so hers can look like that https://t.co/MB4ns2VSnF

anything can be a weapon... you just gotta get some speed behind it https://t.co/RZ4jkbbjpb

anything can be a weapon... you just gotta get some speed behind it https://t.co/RZ4jkbbjpb

I open my weather app...and feel personally attacked https://t.co/pkg5e6JWvO

I open my weather app...and feel personally attacked https://t.co/pkg5e6JWvO

Why don't you just make like this sweater and get off my back mom! https://t.co/NWkBXdjy2u

Why don't you just make like this sweater and get off my back mom! https://t.co/NWkBXdjy2u

If you know a thing or two about humidity, you just might be from Houston.
https://t.co/YjYqRWYMrJ https://t.co/R84TG0l0eP

If you know a thing or two about humidity, you just might be from Houston. https://t.co/YjYqRWYMrJ https://t.co/R84TG0l0eP

Quoted @car_sssss

Which is the hardest for you to say: 1. I love you 2. I was wrong, I’m sorry 3. I need help 4. Worcestershire Sauce 5. I appreciate you

Waxahachie https://t.co/TQuVo4tEo1

We may not be the biggest state, but we are the best! Way better than Alaska... https://t.co/A7u7gq7hBW

We may not be the biggest state, but we are the best! Way better than Alaska... https://t.co/A7u7gq7hBW

Chili season is here, and so is our latest To-Do List! https://t.co/4ZeCY9DQLQ

Big Tex lives rent free in my mind https://t.co/8ng3xP3IMI

Big Tex lives rent free in my mind https://t.co/8ng3xP3IMI

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