Crossing my fingers I win $5,000 from @TMobile 🤞 #5Gsfor5G #Contest

Me being Hellboy n shit, and having spent so much time in hades, I would like to extend my deepest sympathies to the poor devil who will no doubt have to spend the rest of eternity with Rush Limbaugh.

My last chance to enter the #MTNDEWMAJORMELON count, so here we go: [insert number here] Let me know how I did. Have you counted yet? Check out the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/cqxahYr1TS 67

Second time’s the charm. There are [insert number here] bottles of #MTNDEWMAJORMELON in this ad. Think you can count better? Go to the pinned tweet on @MountainDew. #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/cqxahYr1TS 47

I counted [insert number here] #MTNDEWMAJORMELON bottles in the @MountainDew ad. And for a million dollars, you should, too. How’d I do, Dew? #MyPromotionEntry Rules: https://t.co/cqxahYr1TS 52

‘Then You’ll Put Out A Nice Press Release Stepping Down As CEO,’ Whispers Rogue Fulfillment Bot Holding Bezos At Gunpoint https://t.co/QDF3IBESmr https://t.co/VglOjmReef

If money is "The root of all evil" why do they ask for it in Church.

Retweet if you think the Senate must convict Trump.

Retweet this if you still need a #PS5?

Retweet if you are part of the 54% of folks who say Trump should be criminally charged for his role in the attacks.

Retweet if you think trying to violently overthrow our democracy should result in some consequences.

FYI there is (yet another) viral misinformation campaign going on, this time a false tweet that’s been photoshopped to look like I sent out a call for a “purge.” Unsurprisingly it’s circulating like wildfire on FB & Twitter. This is one way death threats & targeting ramp up.

Trumps party while mob they sent rampages. https://t.co/ToSMMqWw58

Federal and state law enforcement are collaborating on this investigation. If anyone can identify those involved with planning yesterday’s attack, please contact the @FBI. https://t.co/UdqTcB3WAt

Good morning America, retweet if you think Josh Hawley is a traitor.

RT if you think the Senate should #ExpelJoshHawley

CDC Announces Vince Neil Will Be First Member Of Mötley Crüe To Get Covid Vaccine https://t.co/CLy3nsTKIx https://t.co/bAVzo7r6eS