Renee Libby 🇺🇸
@ReneeAlida
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What makes me special? My sauce. Followed by @DearAuntCrabby @ElayneBoosler RTs get cupcakes on Festivus, RESIST https://t.co/twN3TbnDKN
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Fellas, if you haven't noticed... a lot of women are a little touchy today. And No, it's not "that time of the month." It's that time of the century.
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Picture this: NJ, 1971
A beautiful young girl receives the Partridge Family Album as a gift.
As she places the needle on the turntable, DAVID CASSIDY begins to sing to her.
He loves her!
ONLY her!
She's 8 but she's going to marry him someday.
They will have a really cool van.🤣
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EVENING HAIKU:
Dusk, pink clouds aflame
Darkness like quicksilver spreads
Time to get sh*tfaced
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I wasn't made out of anybody's rib and I will not shut up.
Renee 1:1
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Unpaid internships are great if you have money to fall back on.
As a law student with no financial support, I went to school by day, waitressed at night & squeezed in an unpaid internship (because jobs!).
It affected my grades and my ability to survive.
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I got um...curious when I saw something trending called
"he is dead."
Never mind.
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Women: How about we change our name to
HighlyCompetentBeings?🤣
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Women need a new name.
Wo man means "came out of man"
It's the other way around.
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Aren't trans. women... women?
Womxn sounds like a computer program.
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It's not a good sign when your dog thinks the socks you are wearing smell wonderful.
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You know you're old when you remember when Peter Frampton had hair.
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Somebody just asked whose poster was on my wall when I was a teenager.
The answer is Mad magazine posters.
Yeah.
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I heard Snowflake Cruz is writing a book:
'My Life with Ted: Fifty Shades of D*uche'
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BREAKING: Joe Biden went rogue today and had waffles instead of pancakes for breakfast. Jill opted for her traditional oatmeal. The coffee tasted a wee bit burned but Joe is nice and let it go. Champ and Major both pooped so that's a relief. For everybody.
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Al Pacino and Robert De Niro don't give a flying French Fried f*ck what Twitter thinks.
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