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What makes me special? My sauce. Followed by @DearAuntCrabby @ElayneBoosler RTs get cupcakes on Festivus, RESIST https://t.co/twN3TbnDKN

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Renee Libby ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months ago
Fellas, if you haven't noticed... a lot of women are a little touchy today. And No, it's not "that time of the month." It's that time of the century.
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7 hours ago
Picture this: NJ, 1971 A beautiful young girl receives the Partridge Family Album as a gift. As she places the needle on the turntable, DAVID CASSIDY begins to sing to her. He loves her! ONLY her! She's 8 but she's going to marry him someday. They will have a really cool van.๐Ÿคฃ
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8 hours ago
EVENING HAIKU: Dusk, pink clouds aflame Darkness like quicksilver spreads Time to get sh*tfaced
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Renee Libby ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 hours ago
RT - it may save someone's life https://t.co/9ZC1C4lyQu

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10 hours ago
I wasn't made out of anybody's rib and I will not shut up. Renee 1:1
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11 hours ago
Unpaid internships are great if you have money to fall back on. As a law student with no financial support, I went to school by day, waitressed at night & squeezed in an unpaid internship (because jobs!). It affected my grades and my ability to survive.
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11 hours ago
I got um...curious when I saw something trending called "he is dead." Never mind.
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Renee Libby ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 hours ago
In a matriarchy, Men would be called Nofems
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12 hours ago
Women: How about we change our name to HighlyCompetentBeings?๐Ÿคฃ
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Renee Libby ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
12 hours ago
Women need a new name. Wo man means "came out of man" It's the other way around.
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12 hours ago
Aren't trans. women... women? Womxn sounds like a computer program.
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13 hours ago
It's not a good sign when your dog thinks the socks you are wearing smell wonderful.
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13 hours ago
You know you're old when you remember when Peter Frampton had hair.
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14 hours ago
Somebody just asked whose poster was on my wall when I was a teenager. The answer is Mad magazine posters. Yeah.
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15 hours ago
I heard Snowflake Cruz is writing a book: 'My Life with Ted: Fifty Shades of D*uche'
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16 hours ago
Yeah, not today... on my jokes...๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ™„ https://t.co/uX8vdCF9WC
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18 hours ago
BREAKING: Joe Biden went rogue today and had waffles instead of pancakes for breakfast. Jill opted for her traditional oatmeal. The coffee tasted a wee bit burned but Joe is nice and let it go. Champ and Major both pooped so that's a relief. For everybody.
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19 hours ago
Al Pacino and Robert De Niro don't give a flying French Fried f*ck what Twitter thinks.
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