The Poulsbonaut

The Poulsbonaut

@Poulsbonaut

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Serving real fake news from Poulsbo to Forks and Port Townsend to Port Orchard. Since 1857. Founder: @h_0_g Editor: @hewv

Poulsbo, WA
Joined on October 20, 2020
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BREAKING—Local Police Union Calls for Purchase of Criticism-Proof Vests to Protect Fragile Officer Egos https://t.co/WvcvJchW9v

BREAKING—Local Police Union Calls for Purchase of Criticism-Proof Vests to Protect Fragile Officer Egos https://t.co/WvcvJchW9v

Kitsap Man's Ambitious Plan for Restoration of Old Car Reaches 25th Year https://t.co/JsA7JszdbV

Kitsap Man's Ambitious Plan for Restoration of Old Car Reaches 25th Year https://t.co/JsA7JszdbV

Port Townsend's Inner-City Deer Now Required to Wear Safety Vests https://t.co/uY1sKT5MLL

Port Townsend's Inner-City Deer Now Required to Wear Safety Vests https://t.co/uY1sKT5MLL

Poulsbonaut Rumors: Is NK High School Dream Hunk Bjorn Olafson Dating That Slut Marci? https://t.co/eyf5fHr7xT

Poulsbonaut Rumors: Is NK High School Dream Hunk Bjorn Olafson Dating That Slut Marci? https://t.co/eyf5fHr7xT

BREAKING—Tom Hanks Appointed to President Biden's Cabinet as Secretary of Delightfulness https://t.co/zHdFAn7Zqy

BREAKING—Tom Hanks Appointed to President Biden's Cabinet as Secretary of Delightfulness https://t.co/zHdFAn7Zqy

BREMERTON/IRAN—USS Nimitz Tests Nuclear Alternative Tech Using Solar/Sail Propulsion; Achieves 0.8 MPH https://t.co/LgVicfX2m3

BREMERTON/IRAN—USS Nimitz Tests Nuclear Alternative Tech Using Solar/Sail Propulsion; Achieves 0.8 MPH https://t.co/LgVicfX2m3

Poulsbonaut Remembers: May 8, 1915 https://t.co/by0Awm64M6

Poulsbonaut Remembers: May 8, 1915 https://t.co/by0Awm64M6

News Editor Consults 14 Years of Drafts When Writing Obituary for Larry King https://t.co/53lcmp6aUA

News Editor Consults 14 Years of Drafts When Writing Obituary for Larry King https://t.co/53lcmp6aUA

SHELTON—Recently-Single Woman Admits That Her Ex's Massive Collection of Knives, Guns, Nazi Paraphernalia, White Pride Literature, and Giant Red Swastika Flag, in Retrospect, Was All a Bit of a Red Flag https://t.co/e88o2jAd8N
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SHELTON—Recently-Single Woman Admits That Her Ex's Massive Collection of Knives, Guns, Nazi Paraphernalia, White Pride Literature, and Giant Red Swastika Flag, in Retrospect, Was All a Bit of a Red Flag https://t.co/e88o2jAd8N

PORT ANGELES—Trash on Beach Eagerly Photographed and Left by Amateur Photographer https://t.co/3b4W5YevFd

PORT ANGELES—Trash on Beach Eagerly Photographed and Left by Amateur Photographer https://t.co/3b4W5YevFd

BREMERTON—Mask-Hating Patriot Yearns for a Time When His Mighty Germs Could Roam Freely Into the Lungs of All These Piss-Ant Service Workers https://t.co/mTxwKmxpSN

BREMERTON—Mask-Hating Patriot Yearns for a Time When His Mighty Germs Could Roam Freely Into the Lungs of All These Piss-Ant Service Workers https://t.co/mTxwKmxpSN

Port Angeles Father Takes Overlong, Scenic Route Home to Induce Sleep in Grumpy Toddler https://t.co/7MWXwK7qAv

Port Angeles Father Takes Overlong, Scenic Route Home to Induce Sleep in Grumpy Toddler https://t.co/7MWXwK7qAv

BREMERTON—Work Fridge Unvisited Since March 2020 Discovered to be Full of Entombed, Rotting Food https://t.co/KOxjXjKef4
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BREMERTON—Work Fridge Unvisited Since March 2020 Discovered to be Full of Entombed, Rotting Food https://t.co/KOxjXjKef4

Headache-Stricken Bainbridge Woman Wonders if it Has Something to Do With All This Wine She's Drinking https://t.co/exGbDEPblo

Headache-Stricken Bainbridge Woman Wonders if it Has Something to Do With All This Wine She's Drinking https://t.co/exGbDEPblo

Police Bust 18 Youths in Bainbridge Island Math Lab https://t.co/igyYiZA3Ja

Police Bust 18 Youths in Bainbridge Island Math Lab https://t.co/igyYiZA3Ja

Tracyton Library Installs Sauna for New 'Hot Reading" Program https://t.co/pqqJmKG6zt

Tracyton Library Installs Sauna for New 'Hot Reading" Program https://t.co/pqqJmKG6zt

BREAKING—Man In Suit Put in Charge of 332,091,212 Non-Suited People https://t.co/3BoA02CCmr

BREAKING—Man In Suit Put in Charge of 332,091,212 Non-Suited People https://t.co/3BoA02CCmr

BREAKING—Donald Trump Merges With Coronavirus, Unveiling His Final Form https://t.co/EyKCcI2dmy

BREAKING—Donald Trump Merges With Coronavirus, Unveiling His Final Form https://t.co/EyKCcI2dmy

BREAKING—Donald Trump Issues 11th Hour Pardons for Thanos, Voldemort, Sauron, and Darth Vader https://t.co/7PATU67MkD

BREAKING—Donald Trump Issues 11th Hour Pardons for Thanos, Voldemort, Sauron, and Darth Vader https://t.co/7PATU67MkD

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