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@OldFridgesKill

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Mathematican, radio DJ, part-time lunatic, sometimes gamer (time permitting).

Letchworth, England
Joined on August 31, 2009
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Average replies
114
Average retweets
4026
Average likes
38990
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Made a very small batch of two-ingredient cookies (just banana and oats) because I had a little time leftover on my lunch break earlier. https://t.co/NPIWXtxHXO https://t.co/eLmGxbsbai

Made a very small batch of two-ingredient cookies (just banana and oats) because I had a little time leftover on my lunch break earlier. https://t.co/NPIWXtxHXO https://t.co/eLmGxbsbai

girls be like “happy birthday to the craziest person i know” and it’s just sarah

Because apparently all I do lately is post pictures of my cat to social media. #catsofinstagram https://t.co/PpYoMaRKwN https://t.co/CpLlugg5JO

Because apparently all I do lately is post pictures of my cat to social media. #catsofinstagram https://t.co/PpYoMaRKwN https://t.co/CpLlugg5JO

A little early evening mixology. I combined strawberries, raspberry sorbet, coconut milk and added a dash of salt to bring out the flavours. Then I poured some vodka into it and blitzed it all together. https://t.co/HLIzs7qvod https://t.co/qggDPJPkof

A little early evening mixology. I combined strawberries, raspberry sorbet, coconut milk and added a dash of salt to bring out the flavours. Then I poured some vodka into it and blitzed it all together. https://t.co/HLIzs7qvod https://t.co/qggDPJPkof

Spent a little time out of the city today, to reconnect with family and with nature for the first time this year thanks to lockdown and being cautious. You can probably work out which of the two is represented here. #butterfly #redadmiral https://t.co/cbd3QUyEZV https://t.co/Wa18GGhGtV

Spent a little time out of the city today, to reconnect with family and with nature for the first time this year thanks to lockdown and being cautious. You can probably work out which of the two is represented here. #butterfly #redadmiral https://t.co/cbd3QUyEZV https://t.co/Wa18GGhGtV

It may not be the most important thing happening in the world right now, but yesterday the treat I decided to give to my back, which has had too much exposure to less comfortable office chairs, arrived. Now I just need to declutter the space around it. #… https://t.co/lVfAU2fJaW https://t.co/deTZRSMP8W

It may not be the most important thing happening in the world right now, but yesterday the treat I decided to give to my back, which has had too much exposure to less comfortable office chairs, arrived. Now I just need to declutter the space around it. #… https://t.co/lVfAU2fJaW https://t.co/deTZRSMP8W

In which, on a wild and wet weekend, some soap was made under the tutelage of @greensoul_bodycare. https://t.co/SIZ6Tlj4xV https://t.co/tl1dFKiAfg

In which, on a wild and wet weekend, some soap was made under the tutelage of @greensoul_bodycare. https://t.co/SIZ6Tlj4xV https://t.co/tl1dFKiAfg

Today's masterclass, again courtesy of @tipilondon, was on making energy balls with @nourishfoodforlife. They turned out pretty great! Here they are resting a short while in the void. https://t.co/yafrbVn1BZ https://t.co/oOSf4Z7R2t

Today's masterclass, again courtesy of @tipilondon, was on making energy balls with @nourishfoodforlife. They turned out pretty great! Here they are resting a short while in the void. https://t.co/yafrbVn1BZ https://t.co/oOSf4Z7R2t

[movie night] Juliet: This is thy sheath; there rest, and let me die. Philips: A software update is available. It will be installed when your television enters standby.

Good to see Converse representing the latest official governmental advice for people living and working in England. https://t.co/2Rzryv77lp

Good to see Converse representing the latest official governmental advice for people living and working in England. https://t.co/2Rzryv77lp

Hopefully it will discharge itself in the night. Or the cat will do it for me.

Then, as I reached for the bands to tie it, there was a distinct warning sound as the bands started to rear up to meet me. I figured that must be the last sound some death row prisoners ever get to hear and I decided against any further risks and kicked the mat under the sofa.

I carefully rolled the mat, my hair rising on end and untethered objects rising off the floor around me, doing all I could not to panic through all the increasingly deafening crackling that usually precedes the arrival of an Avenger.

Picking up the mat after I was done, stray cat hairs flew into a wild vortex from all around the room and adhered themselves to its base. I am yet to determine whether I still have a cat.

Possibly Hans Zimmer provides the soundtrack. More likely it is Mark Mancina.

It was the sort of dangerous chaotic energy that makes people look up from maps unfolded on the bonnets of 4x4s and gape aghast into the sky at whatever the CGI people will add in post, all whilst holding onto their hats and dropping their takeaway coffee cups.

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