Nick Turner

Nick Turner

@NicksTurners

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Comedian/Man. Fallon/Meyers/Comedy Central. I live in Los Angeles and not in New York City. Host of @getrichnickpod & @deckheadspod.

Los Angeles, CA
Joined on July 07, 2008
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Quoted @soIitxa

wow... fuck the military https://t.co/pFzXZkfF4S

wow... fuck the military https://t.co/pFzXZkfF4S

At JROTC summer camp, girls couldn't leave their barracks without a BattleBuddy to prevent rape while walking to the candy store they'd set up for us 30 feet away. Not a joke or misinterpretation - this was the reasoning. Boys didn't need a Buddy. I wasn't allowed to call my mom. https://t.co/eN007OkGSd

This week on Get Rich Nick, “Gary” joins us to talk about all the (less than legal) ways to save money on your taxes. Tag someone who doesn’t mind fudging the truth to keep more of their money. I’m tagging @MichaelCohen212. https://t.co/CSkfXKJkSk

This week on Get Rich Nick, “Gary” joins us to talk about all the (less than legal) ways to save money on your taxes. Tag someone who doesn’t mind fudging the truth to keep more of their money. I’m tagging @MichaelCohen212. https://t.co/CSkfXKJkSk

Cancel Ross and Rachel https://t.co/bhvyhRWbXW

SPOILERS: Turns out you open the Disney+ app then search for “Hamilton” at which point you’ll want to click on Hamilton and then you have to keep your eyes open while the movie plays. If you leave the room to pee or eat you have to press the “pause” butto https://t.co/VUAMHWCAfv

Quoted @SimpPilgrim

top-370 pornstars (not up for debate)

Yo @ZachBroussard this year’s list is 🔥🔥🔥 https://t.co/uWslW1gyZx

Quoted @getrichnickpod

New Ep On Taxes w/ @JonoZalay & @creagheadco! Taxes suck. We learn ways to get a free tax preparer, What to do if you haven’t done your taxes in 3 years(!!), how to delay paying your taxes indefinitely and what you’re still allowed to write off. https://t.co/hcTouXqTtf

So many legit good tax tips on @getrichnickpod this week! So good that I started writing them down but I was driving so I crashed & now I'm dead. My greatest regret is not taking these hot tax tips! & seatbelts https://t.co/i6Kba634zN

*murdered

We’ll let you say Merry Christmas again if you arrest the cops that killed #BreonnaTalyor

I'm continually humbled by the women I know in entertainment and in my personal life. Adversity has made them strong. If you want to know why some men harass women, it is because when you lack character, seeing true strength makes you ashamed and afraid.

@getrichnickpod @JonoZalay i'm calling the cops on @JonoZalay for writing off a percentage of his wardrobe

Quoted @getrichnickpod

New Ep On Taxes w/ @JonoZalay & @creagheadco! Taxes suck. We learn ways to get a free tax preparer, What to do if you haven’t done your taxes in 3 years(!!), how to delay paying your taxes indefinitely and what you’re still allowed to write off. https://t.co/hcTouXqTtf

have a listen, if you fancy, to me talking with @NicksTurners and @nickvatterott about u.s. federal income taxes! how fun! https://t.co/TolMSWBeeG

New Ep On Taxes w/ @JonoZalay & @creagheadco! Taxes suck. We learn ways to get a free tax preparer, What to do if you haven’t done your taxes in 3 years(!!), how to delay paying your taxes indefinitely and what you’re still allowed to write off. https://t.co/hcTouXqTtf

BOAT FACT: Here is the ship that Nick is talking about on today's episode - HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen: they successfully disguised the ship as a tropical island and were able to escape the Imperial Japanese Navy by doing so! #BoatFacts https://t.co/toMRAOLwmJ
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BOAT FACT: Here is the ship that Nick is talking about on today's episode - HNLMS Abraham Crijnssen: they successfully disguised the ship as a tropical island and were able to escape the Imperial Japanese Navy by doing so! #BoatFacts https://t.co/toMRAOLwmJ

TREASURE THIS EPISODE cuz it contains the last known sets from the live show! PINE FOR THE BEFORE TIMES along with @Blacktress & @AndyBeckerman plus: @zainabjohnson & @Justsydnyc, @Party_Harderson & @Luke_Null + @nickvatterott & @NicksTurners! 🔊 https://t.co/9OcniEyDOG https://t.co/BcW4ZLQJqH

For those who still need to hear this: female comedians are our friends, family, peers and colleagues. They are not to be treated as props for your sexual conquests and panel banter. I am an ally. https://t.co/FXLIIldUHh

Quoted @ShakNotShaq

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR

ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR https://t.co/eWPp8Q44Vv

Quoted @dangsuperfluid

@NicksTurners is this you on the left?? https://t.co/40ph1KDK1u

It’s not me but unfortunately it’s 100% my vibe https://t.co/d6XgwW6ZcS

Being a cop isn’t even in the top 10 deadliest professions. Fishermen die almost more than any other profession but I don’t I give them military salutes every time I drive by a Red Lobster

Quoted @DougBenson

Did YOU ever appear on THE PRICE IS RIGHT? If so, did you win? What did you win? Was it something you wanted/kept? I want stories! (I mean, I’d love to hear about ANY game show experiences you’ve had, to be honest.)

Cc @DivaDelux @NicksTurners https://t.co/7uZpiaudrM

Arrest the cops who murdered #BreonnaTaylor.

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