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@JohnFugelsang

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Don't let the dumb make you numb. comedian-actor-recovering cynic Sirius/XM #127 M-F insta: https://t.co/gjZrHCwOln The Sanity-cast:https://t.co/j2mzT0EjDQ

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John Fugelsang
25 days ago
Ken Burns' The Civil War, Part 2. The Last Stand of the Confederacy: By me. (Not actually by Ken Burns) It's very inappropriate. Please watch & share.... https://t.co/VS2p96M74J
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John Fugelsang
7 hours ago
"In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens, you can bet it was planned that way." - Franklin Delano Roosevelt https://t.co/cNON8zX6nV
@Oren_Jacobson
Oren Jacobson 🔯
a day ago
The stage at #CPAC2021 is in the shape of a famous Nazi symbol. The Odal rune was used heavily by the SS, including on their uniforms. Maybe a coincidence, but white nationalists will see this as yet another overt signal from the @GOP (stand back & stand by). https://t.co/rVEAyB7jQg
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16 hours ago
I’m not saying CPAC is pro-Nazi. But their set designer just invaded Poland. https://t.co/4qX7zpSnSN
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Patrick Downing
17 hours ago
@JohnFugelsang Showing that they are Nazis. https://t.co/a1qe5srmvB
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a day ago
First they came for Ted Cruz, and I said nothing and then they said "Ew wait we don't want this" and I said "too late bitches, you're stuck with him." #CruzIsAJoke
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John Fugelsang
17 hours ago
So now Mark Green needs to explain how he's to the right of Woodrow Wilson, eh? https://t.co/LVBOpkTGrq
@Bencjacobs
Ben Jacobs
19 hours ago
Rep Mark Green attacks Joe Biden by saying "he's more left than Woodrow Wilson" at CPAC
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
"Listen, Mister - we don't care if Donald Trump covered up the Khashoggi murder & lied about. We still support him because we're pro-life!" - CPAC
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Wajahat Ali
2 days ago
The world's wealthiest and most powerful country gives its workers $7.25 as a minimum wage and tax cuts to its richest.
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
"Listen, Mister - we don't care if Donald Trump covered up the Khashoggi murder & lied about. We still support him because we're pro-life!" - CPAC
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@AdamSank
Adam Sank 🏳️‍🌈
a day ago
I'll be live on the "Tell Me Everything With @JohnFugelsang" on @SXMProgress in a few minutes! #TME
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
"I saved his ass" Trump told Bob Woodward. "I was able to get Congress to leave him alone." So let's remind all the #MAGA CPAC ppl that a Saudi prince had a US journalist murdered & dismembered. Trump & Jared Kushner covered it up; & lied about it. Your move, evangelicals. https://t.co/UjlZ0xYeYb
@crampell
Catherine Rampell
a year ago
Congress inserted a provision in spending bill last month demanding White House turn over long-secret report that Trump used to declare in May 2019 that some unnamed imported autos pose risks to national security. Commerce Dept says it will not comply. https://t.co/YAwMOJ7WMK
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
First they came for Ted Cruz, and I said nothing and then they said "Ew wait we don't want this" and I said "too late bitches, you're stuck with him." #CruzIsAJoke
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
The day it's confirmed Trump lied to them about literal murder, they attack Jim Acosta for telling them facts. https://t.co/WxV91goeN1
@MarkDice
Mark Dice
a day ago
Jim Acosta gets what he deserves at CPAC. https://t.co/yICt2wfFCw
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
CPAC sounds cooler than "MAGA Idol Reboot Auditions." Josh Hawley, you're goin' to Iowa, Dawg.
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7 days ago
This is the year CPAC becomes a tumor-and-host reunion special.
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
Howard Dean went on to run the DNC & implement the 50-state strategy, which was an unsung hero in the 2008 election. https://t.co/aOKcXPkkKZ
@GladeWilson
Glade Wilson
a day ago
@JohnFugelsang Why can't this end his career like it ended Howard Dean's?
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
"I saved his ass" Trump told Bob Woodward. "I was able to get Congress to leave him alone." So let's remind all the #MAGA CPAC ppl that a Saudi prince had a US journalist murdered & dismembered. Trump & Jared Kushner covered it up; & lied about it. Your move, evangelicals. https://t.co/UjlZ0xYeYb
@crampell
Catherine Rampell
a year ago
Congress inserted a provision in spending bill last month demanding White House turn over long-secret report that Trump used to declare in May 2019 that some unnamed imported autos pose risks to national security. Commerce Dept says it will not comply. https://t.co/YAwMOJ7WMK
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
Mike Dukakis just pulled up to CPAC in a tank & said "Bitch, you're trying too hard." https://t.co/InrGjYZ0o6
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Aaron Rupar
a day ago
Ted Cruz ended his speech with screaming https://t.co/JqK7iPA9DH
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
Tupac represented street thugs as a poet CPAC represents a Golden Calf thug; & actual Christians know it
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John Fugelsang
a day ago
If there really was an emergency you’d demand punishment for ppl who hire undocumented immigrants. But I don’t think you’ve been wrestling with that. https://t.co/iVk2lnLexg
@Jim_Jordan
Rep. Jim Jordan
2 years ago
What will it take for Democrats to acknowledge that there is a national emergency at our border? How many caravans will it take? Six? Seven? The caravan that never ends? Democrats need to stop focusing on stopping the President. Start helping the country. #DoWhatWeSaid
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