James Felton

James Felton

@JimMFelton

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Comedy writer and author Sunburn: https://t.co/Hc2Dz03EvQ 52 Times Britain Was A Bellend: Waterstones: https://t.co/WEinPBVSbx Amazon: https://t.co/83zuzC7LO0

Joined on December 04, 2014
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Cats are just a shit type of dog.

I’m going to tweet so many awful opinions now that you can’t ratio me.

Found this funny at first but now I’m sad that nobody replied

First person to reply gets a free copy of my new book https://t.co/ID6AUR9yNo

Quoted @YouGov

Almost half of Britons (49%) say they have little (22%) to no sympathy (27%) for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England https://t.co/vjnNs8zUff https://t.co/xCJHVbP8sG

Almost half of Britons (49%) say they have little (22%) to no sympathy (27%) for the migrants who have been crossing the channel from France to England https://t.co/vjnNs8zUff https://t.co/xCJHVbP8sG

Just listened to a series of speeches about how open, tolerant and not at all racist we are. Now to take a big sip of milk coke and check the stats- https://t.co/resNyePltE

The Poke
5 hours ago
Now Sky News is following migrants in boats across the English Channel – 5 responses that say it all
https://t.co/rJLRDESGEz https://t.co/NsBhwtGJoT

Now Sky News is following migrants in boats across the English Channel – 5 responses that say it all https://t.co/rJLRDESGEz https://t.co/NsBhwtGJoT

when is ukgov going to do something about the growing number of journalists in the english channel

All these boats are UK journalists at Dover https://t.co/a3NnP35nQd

Forcing my brother to go shower with me in case I ever need to wish him happy birthday in a normal way https://t.co/PX6prwKAXU

Oh right, so that news boat gawping at refugees risking their lives in order to have a future for their families wasn’t a one-off, that’s a thing now, we are in a really gross era, you guys.

Quite distressing watching BBC and Sky News see Farage do a racism and rather than going "we can provide better context here" thinking "I reckon we could get better footage"

Quoted @SkyNews

Sky News is following a fourth boat attempting to carry migrants across the English Channel into the UK this morning. Read more on this story here: https://t.co/6JOWbLK4ZM https://t.co/YFh82ELYIl

Imagine being so desperate you're willing to risk death on a rubber dinghy, seeing a big safe ship pull up alongside you and maybe think they're here to help, only for the ghouls to start narrating you like they're David fucking Attenborough watching some distressed Elk. https://t.co/2fV6TjY6dL

Just leaving this here for oh so many people on this hell site https://t.co/5XNMmkR0Mm

If flag, Dog and football avatar twitter didn’t believe fact checking blogs are part of a leftist conspiracy to destroy Britain then this would be a useful tool to help change minds. https://t.co/F6E55OdRoh

Brexit status - Liz Truss is hoping for a ‘symbolic Stilton win’ https://t.co/NgDcFLkpFV

Brexit status - Liz Truss is hoping for a ‘symbolic Stilton win’ https://t.co/NgDcFLkpFV

The Poke
13 hours ago
A rich white Tory disputed Dawn Butler’s experience of racism and these 9 takedowns were spectacular.
https://t.co/S3KHQev8KG https://t.co/pMN5CT99QS

A rich white Tory disputed Dawn Butler’s experience of racism and these 9 takedowns were spectacular. https://t.co/S3KHQev8KG https://t.co/pMN5CT99QS

Quoted @NME

Smash Mouth frontman Steve Harwell told the crowd: "We’re all here together tonight! Fuck that COVID shit!" https://t.co/K4XWoCEMOl

narrator: and the years stopped coming https://t.co/L2ATHO0mEs

For 52 other times Britain has been a bellend, my book is currently 99p on Kindle: 
https://t.co/fPcET2J0dl https://t.co/UCY2ymZHul

For 52 other times Britain has been a bellend, my book is currently 99p on Kindle: https://t.co/fPcET2J0dl https://t.co/UCY2ymZHul

Brits for centuries: Your country is mine, and your country is mine, I live here now, your country is mine and your country is mine, and your country is mine and your country is mine Brits when a dinghy of kids show up: HOW DARE YOU SIR, HAVE YOU NO REGARD FOR PROPERTY?

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