🌲🍄Fungi Behind a Mask🍄🌲

Father, husband (he/him). Fire ecologist. #ttrpg enthusiast, creation in progress. Mycology, Botany, Humboldt State University. Autistic. Who knew?

Washington, USA
Joined on March 22, 2017
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @Hypermycotic and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
8 hours
Average replies
3
Average retweets
11
Average likes
56
Tweets with photos
37 / 100
Tweets with videos
5 / 100
Tweets with links
0 / 100

Update: The plus sides are that I didn’t get blood in the food, and the bandaid will keep me from ripping off any more of my thimbnail. Con to that is typing with a bandaid is tricky now 😂

Been bit by the same paring knife twice this week. Carelessness. This time I was actually holding it in a weird way thinking, “*I shouldn’t hold it like this—I’ll be fi....* Ouch!”

My 5yo just asked me if I could cook her some broccoli for a snack🥰

Quoted @EldritchDream

Want unique monsters for your Pathfinder 2e game? Hit me up on ko-fi for a commission! https://t.co/rigjl4f01N

He isn’t lying—he makes some very cool and unique monsters. https://t.co/WUwsuRz8Ys

Quoted @LabLesbian

It's white science twitter going about their days as normal, for me.

Hi! Most of y'all see me as you friend I am a Black woman it shouldn't take my last breath for y'all to give a shit about my people. It shouldn't be like this. Just give a fuck before it's too late https://t.co/2QxMCK3cdQ

My 5yo: “Dad, that’s a really cool teal car!” Me: “Oh, yeah...” Her: “Teal is a color ya know...” And the car was actually teal 😂🤣

She takes pride in being a great comfort animal. https://t.co/WUkFcSrYX3

She takes pride in being a great comfort animal. https://t.co/WUkFcSrYX3

Does anyone know of a great app that shows how muscles move? Or maybe a book that shows different views? Any help appreciated!

Um... can someone please explain? https://t.co/ixMS6w51dB

Um... can someone please explain? https://t.co/ixMS6w51dB

The ritual is nearly complete. The Reaper cometh. https://t.co/VCTZZ8UtLC
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The ritual is nearly complete. The Reaper cometh. https://t.co/VCTZZ8UtLC

My kid's amazing! Me: "What're you doing buddy?" Wee Bairn: "Going to work." M: "Okay. Where do you work?" WB: "I work at the Dentist!" M: "Have a good day!" WB: "Oh no! My car is broken! I have to fix it. I need to find dinosaurs!" M: "That escalated quickly!" WB: "Yeah..."

Giant pumpkins grown in zero gravity. That’s it.

Quoted @DickKingSmith

A unique dual grass-munching feature gives you the ultimate in marsupial mowing performance. Choose Wombats™. https://t.co/9QidSv3orQ

Wombat Mama and Wombat Baby munchin' grass, to bless your timelines for the morning. It's Monday, folks. We gotta get through this shit somehow. https://t.co/qRyh0QYwYI

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