Guztavo Khanage

Guztavo Khanage

@GuzKhanOfficial

Followers66.7K
Following1.2K

Comedic Insurgent...

West Midlands, England
Joined on April 27, 2014
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @GuzKhanOfficial and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
13 hours
Average replies
26
Average retweets
2686
Average likes
18190
Tweets with photos
16 / 100
Tweets with videos
5 / 100
Tweets with links
0 / 100

We’ve been obsessed with Korean cinema for the past fortnight. It’s sick, so sick, but leaves me DEPRESSED at precisely this time EVERY NIGHT 😔😭😭😭😭😭😭 Why they all gotta end like that?!?!?

Quoted @BBCSounds

“I don’t know who won, but that sounds sick.” @GuzKhanOfficial is on the latest episode of James Acaster’s Perfect Sounds to listen to a hybrid of hard rock and Ethiopian music. Listen on BBC Sounds 🎧 https://t.co/FAWxHUzfsa https://t.co/ZcLnBYuvXt

I would have beaten the Buddhist guy when I was 5 years old and he’d be in the mosque as we speak... Acaster is a good guy man...👏🏾🤲🏾 https://t.co/C3x7o1twCn

Quoted @phatkat__

#comedygamenight is actually really good @itvstudios maybe one to steal from Comedy Central! @GuzKhanOfficial and @sueperkins little relationship on here is beautiful haha!

You hear all that @sueperkins They clocked the love connection... Or as we like to call it, the “Jagga Moves” connection. I dunno about all the stealing though @ComedyCentralUK 😅 https://t.co/Df2wpbkXcg

We know Coventry very well, born and raised. But some of you lot are confusing us. Back in the day, you did dirt to elevate, legitimise and build your business. NOW you’re killing each other over an argument that you didn’t even have? Forget this road ting, it’s not worth it.

Skepta the next morning when Priti tells him she’s still sending his family back to Ogun State https://t.co/arzm5eNXTr

Skepta the next morning when Priti tells him she’s still sending his family back to Ogun State https://t.co/arzm5eNXTr

Quoted @MrMichaelSpicer

man calls itv to complain about diversity blm routine https://t.co/H8YnLxb3Pa

This guy is sick 😂 @MrMichaelSpicer https://t.co/hww9D5z8xp

Quoted @cooldetat

been thinking about this for a month now https://t.co/zZ82RoZptY

On loop. https://t.co/FsdMWYuGae

Quoted @perfectsoundpod

Ethiopian crunch album Awo, by Ukandanz is up next for @GuzKhanOfficial on Friday's episode. Check out the album here: https://t.co/gD2BLnYxSp https://t.co/YOR16h7GJ2

Ethiopian crunch album Awo, by Ukandanz is up next for @GuzKhanOfficial on Friday's episode.

Check out the album here: 
https://t.co/gD2BLnYxSp https://t.co/YOR16h7GJ2

This was a strange experience, but I liked it... https://t.co/02Gzf6EtlP

Quoted @mwasereboy

Political tweets from this account will be suspended until further notice. The UK government's foreign policy is now tailored to appeal to nationalists, racists and the far right in general. Therefore the normal rules of argument and debate no longer apply.

Big uncle Acaster 🤲🏾💚 @mwasereboy https://t.co/uDXFy2VGzz

Big up my G @russellhoward everytime... You can watch the whole thing here mate; https://t.co/dKRcow0mSp P.S I speak facts only... https://t.co/tfY7GsHoOa

Quoted @__danielleeex

Thanks amazon for hiding my parcel https://t.co/7NpNJ3J9pU

Thanks amazon for hiding my parcel https://t.co/7NpNJ3J9pU

what parcel https://t.co/NVUmSlT71P

You absolute legend bro 😂 @tonypaulway what a performance in Giri/Haji mate

If you’re a believer and the first words out of your mouth aren’t “As-salamu alaykum“ when you see us, don’t bother saying anything akh...

Trump just acknowledged an unspoken truth about US foreign policy––that military decisions are often influenced by capital. 💸 He's a hypocrite, but he's not wrong––and the Pentagon's newest $100 billion missile proves it. See my latest for @Forbes. https://t.co/FOCIdhu2l5

I don’t know if you’ll ever see this, but we fucking love you bro.

#Banksy the chosen one 🤲🏾💚 https://t.co/KEbENNW5QH

I don’t know if you’ll ever see this, but we fucking love you bro. #Banksy the chosen one 🤲🏾💚 https://t.co/KEbENNW5QH

So many people out here asking me to cheat, casually. It’ll be fun, come down, you’ve never had it like this Guzzy Bear... I’ll tell you once, I’ll tell you 300/400 times... I could NEVER cheat on my barber!

I’m going to make a zip line from my yard to the neighbours like Data in the Goonies... #Lockdown2

So from Monday you can’t go into a pub with a group of 7. But you can go into a pub with a group of 6 and be surrounded by 20 other groups of 6. Don’t question it - very obviously makes sense.

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