"Mad Cat" Cattis

"Mad Cat" Cattis

@GeneralCattis

Followers17K
Following12.8K

Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to attack everyone that walks into the living room.

Watching you from the bookcase
Joined on January 21, 2017
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @GeneralCattis and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
7 hours
Average replies
18
Average retweets
24
Average likes
152
Tweets with photos
47 / 100
Tweets with videos
42 / 100
Tweets with links
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A friend of the human bought an outstanding Halloween shirt for them to help @blackcatrescue in Boston. They come in lots of styles & colors, but they’re only available thru Sept. 24, so check ‘em out! Black Cat Rescue Halloween Shirt 2020 on @Bonfire https://t.co/kqniEpEjIr

Dear @TwitterSupport,

The #CatsOfTwitter demand to know why our dearest Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat, the Poet Laureate of #CatWorldDomination, has had his account restricted. Cheddy does nothing but bring joy to the Twitterverse—please #FreeCheddar ASAP.

Sincerely,
General Cattis https://t.co/h7fqA3uXXD

Dear @TwitterSupport, The #CatsOfTwitter demand to know why our dearest Cheddar @FartyCheddarCat, the Poet Laureate of #CatWorldDomination, has had his account restricted. Cheddy does nothing but bring joy to the Twitterverse—please #FreeCheddar ASAP. Sincerely, General Cattis https://t.co/h7fqA3uXXD

#WhenImAboutToFall I like to pause for dramatic effect. https://t.co/N9tB0rosnD

My apologies—the human fell asleep before the felines of Fort Cattis could give our #singles and everyone else a “Good Night” hug and kiss. I had to resort to extreme measures to wake them up, but all of you are worth it... #SweetDreams✨🌝💫 https://t.co/MZv8Hooa4y

#IWantGoodQuality loving homes for all the homeless pets. https://t.co/AuNXttuNRv

It’s #HaiTimTuesday AND #NationalIceCreamConeDay, so I’ve ordered some celebratory ice cream for everyone at Fort Cattis. I hope we can get 50 cartons of Salmon Swirl in the freezer...
@timzmom @tkbgamer https://t.co/VE14uzCeuV

It’s #HaiTimTuesday AND #NationalIceCreamConeDay, so I’ve ordered some celebratory ice cream for everyone at Fort Cattis. I hope we can get 50 cartons of Salmon Swirl in the freezer... @timzmom @tkbgamer https://t.co/VE14uzCeuV

Ice cream may not be the answer to all the world’s problems, but it’s a good start (and I could really go for a cone of Catnip & Cream Swirl right now...)
#TuesdayThoughts 
#NationalIceCreamConeDay https://t.co/WEXUvj2Igg

Ice cream may not be the answer to all the world’s problems, but it’s a good start (and I could really go for a cone of Catnip & Cream Swirl right now...) #TuesdayThoughts #NationalIceCreamConeDay https://t.co/WEXUvj2Igg

The Fort Cattis felines are watching a movie with the backup human before bed while the human gripes that we’re destroying our brain cells. (They’re just jealous we got to the comfy chairs first.) A “Good Night” hug and kiss to all of you, my friends... #SweetDreams✨🌝💫 https://t.co/w7QOjupG6W

Humans tell cats to go entertain ourselves, then always seem to be upset with what we come up with when we do...
#mondaythoughts 
#MondayMood https://t.co/CYtQcaC24A

Humans tell cats to go entertain ourselves, then always seem to be upset with what we come up with when we do... #mondaythoughts #MondayMood https://t.co/CYtQcaC24A

#ButTheTwistWas the cat burglar was really a cat. https://t.co/ywe9Ocu7Fr

Quoted @TheeJinxyJinx

You're in prison. Use the first 6 users in your tag list. Reported you- @SoxandD Your cell mate- @GeneralCattis Bailed you out- @OfficialPanfur Psycho near you- @tygerpoo Your pawyer- @Soxthewavingcat https://t.co/ZHmaOGUjVB

You’re in prison. (Probably Cattica.) Use the first 6 Tweeps in your tag list: Reported you: @A_affirmations Your cell mate: @salliemousecat Security guard: @LordPurrseus Bailed you out: @LittleMaineCoon Psycho near you: @RatesDaGoldfish Pawyer: @LolaKittySLC https://t.co/Ti3sAfz7m1

The human is tired after their road trip yesterday and I’m exhausted from guarding Fort Cattis in their absence. (I gave up three naps—THREE. That’s dedication.) So let the Fort Cattis felines give you a quick “Good Night” hug and kiss before we all drop into bed... #SweetDreams https://t.co/z52RSMH4fe

“If you have already been trying hard, maybe trying harder is not the way. Try ‘different.’”—Dr. Henry Cloud #ThinkBIGSundayWithMarsha https://t.co/uEoCrOwGK6

Good Tweeps, I’m now signing off until Sunday. The human is making a run to Texas to relay felines from a soldier who is being deployed and I’ll be guarding Fort Cattis in their absence. Enjoy your #Caturday, my friends...
#CatWorldDomination
#SemperFeline https://t.co/NIBNCA5Lmn

Good Tweeps, I’m now signing off until Sunday. The human is making a run to Texas to relay felines from a soldier who is being deployed and I’ll be guarding Fort Cattis in their absence. Enjoy your #Caturday, my friends... #CatWorldDomination #SemperFeline https://t.co/NIBNCA5Lmn

When the human said we were out of treats, it #SentChillsUpMySpine https://t.co/KZOzTLGSmz

UPDATE re Frisky’s mum. Robyn fell yesterday and has broken her hip,it’s a bad break.She is in hospital but being transferred to another one for surgery. She is completely overwhelmed and is going to need a lot of support. Updates as I get them. @frisky9 @millyfromoz #Ambassacats https://t.co/7b7x2nqWxQ

UPDATE re Frisky’s mum. Robyn fell yesterday and has broken her hip,it’s a bad break.She is in hospital but being transferred to another one for surgery. She is completely overwhelmed and is going to need a lot of support. Updates as I get them. @frisky9 @millyfromoz #Ambassacats https://t.co/7b7x2nqWxQ

When cats steal a piece of your delicious cheeseburger, we’re not misbehaving—we’re just acting out one of our favorite adventure movies...
#NationalCheeseburgerDay https://t.co/kHb5jLTBgy

When cats steal a piece of your delicious cheeseburger, we’re not misbehaving—we’re just acting out one of our favorite adventure movies... #NationalCheeseburgerDay https://t.co/kHb5jLTBgy

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