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generic 45-year-old English male dreaming of escaping to a smallholding away from the madness of the world with a couple of dogs, and doing life on my own terms

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AlanMK Eng
a month ago
For everyone missing seeing love ones over the past year #lockdown #LockdownMusic #80smusic https://t.co/uN4CE4n5Yp
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AlanMK Eng
11 hours ago
Boris Johnson misleads parliament just about ever Prime Minister's questions, I'm sure @ScotTories will ensure his immediate removal from office.
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@mikegalsworthy
Dr Mike Galsworthy
14 hours ago
The @BBC showing its true colours today. They’ve *never* held the Westmister government to account anything like this. It stinks. If I were a Scot, this would make me to want vote to leave UK and get well clear of the unhealthy BBC-Conservative Party complex.
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@cmclymer
Charlotte Clymer 🏳️‍🌈
a day ago
Hi, it's me, your neighborhood reasonable adult. I heard Dr. Seuss books were "banned" in a Virginia school district, which surprised me! So, I did what any reasonable adult would do with internet access: I looked it up to get official details. (thread)
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AlanMK Eng
a day ago
England really is done if racist companies like @Pontins are anything to go by, they also own the countries worst run and most complained about hotel chain Britannia Hotels. England's dancing days are done... Let England shake https://t.co/4gHGJdA6mv
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@DJ995031
David Jackson 💙
a day ago
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AlanMK Eng
a day ago
We have been told since the Romans to beware the Ides of March, we really should be prepared by now!
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AlanMK Eng
2 days ago
Cancel culture! https://t.co/XE2ZZEAu1S
@toryboypierce
Andrew Pierce
2 days ago
shouldn't Roy Greenslade lose his professorship over disclosure he was an unapologetic supporter of the IRA's bombing campaign
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AlanMK Eng
2 days ago
Ha ha humans are so stupid, they report UFO's when there are none and when I visit the mother ship to make final preparations for the invasion of earth they think its a meteor ☄️🚀🛸👽 #meteor https://t.co/sVMTIhf1xV
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@ukhomeoffice
Home Office
4 days ago
@Nigel_Farage @pritipatel @nigel_farage This is incorrect. None of these 12 people tested positive for Covid-19. All adults who arrived today have been tested for Covid-19
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AlanMK Eng
4 days ago
Surely gender-neutral is how their God created the potato? why do they want to change the perfect design of their God and assign potatoes pronouns? They are the ones who tell trans and nonbinary people you are what your genitals say you are, potatoes have no genitals #potatohead https://t.co/Et8zrQO4WT
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AlanMK Eng
4 days ago
WTF @MetroUK we see what you are #homophobes #biphobs #transphobes The two things are not related, in an environment there the far-right have been plotting to blow up and murder LGBT+ people this is deeply irresponsible. https://t.co/XSwEau3oav
@RespectIsVital
Alex Tiffin - FND, BPD
4 days ago
Dear @MetroUK, What the fuck? Regards Everyone. https://t.co/lawSolabva
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AlanMK Eng
6 days ago
It's funny because its true, if only the DUP could recognise it. https://t.co/VJi1feZIWq
@TadhgHickey
Tadhg
6 days ago
Loyalism, but in a house share in Cork https://t.co/WNDGegEzmA
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AlanMK Eng
6 days ago
Thank goodness it's not that Tommy, he can stay under whatever far-right rock he is hiding under. #FreeTommy
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AlanMK Eng
7 days ago
Seems Alan Partridge has moved to America and become a Trump cultist 😂 https://t.co/sBjRDLNZSI
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7 days ago
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@TheGreenParty
The Green Party
8 days ago
Teachers could be indoors with 30 other people without masks, decent ventilation or adequate equipment. We don't believe a "big bang" return to school is the right decision - but it's coming, and we need to make sure all school staff are protected. https://t.co/p5wHCSzRIS https://t.co/iCBKG3AD4A
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@TheGreenParty
The Green Party
8 days ago
"This government's belief in English exceptionalism is incredibly dangerous." @VixL Data has revealed teachers are at a high risk of catching covid. The PM must follow the science and use a phased return to school. Our statement: https://t.co/HBcbV0qO4J https://t.co/8KlfjAvLNs
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