A Crime a Day

A Crime a Day

@CrimeADay

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In 1982, the DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until...

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Joined on July 18, 2014
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We looked inside some of the tweets by @CrimeADay and here's what we found interesting.

Inside 100 Tweets

Time between tweets:
13 hours
Average replies
52
Average retweets
178
Average likes
838
Tweets with photos
16 / 100
Tweets with videos
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Tweets with links
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21 USC §§1037(b)(1), 1035, 1041 & 9 CFR §590.560(g) make it a federal crime for an egg handler to wear perfume around the eggs.

18 USC §1512(b)(1) makes it a federal crime to use threats, intimidation, or corruptly persuade someone with the intent to influence, delay or prevent the testimony of any person in a federal grand jury or other official proceeding.

18 USC §1153(a) & 18 USC 2241 make it a federal crime for "any Indian" to sexually abuse a minor in Indian Country. https://t.co/ybjnFEn0jo

Quoted @CaseyMattox_

Could you be a felon every time you violate Twitter's terms of service or your employer's computer use policies? That's what SCOTUS may decide. Don't do this to @CrimeADay. Their team of dozens doesn't deserve this. https://t.co/secsVVckxU

Four words in and I’m like “yes” https://t.co/vvG9D12qMz

Quoted @ZachWeiner

Law twitter, I got a real weird question: I'm reading a book on space travel biology, and it claims that legally NASA can't prevent astronauts from having sex in space. ... is this true? I guess I just assume airlines can do this, no?

Perhaps they must. They must make love to comply with 18 USC §799 & 14 CFR §1214.403, which make it a federal crime for International Space Station crewmembers not to have a harmonious relationship. https://t.co/wwvH8lymOq

21 USC §351 & 21 CFR §872.3580(a) make it a federal crime to sell a gold tooth that's not at least 75% gold.

Quoted @CrimeADay

Describe your favorite crime as boring as possible.

21 USC §1041(b) makes it a federal crime to beat up a government employee whose job is to look at eggs. https://t.co/gosM9mKE7E

Describe your favorite crime as boring as possible.

SAUCE!

21 USC §§610, 676 & 9 CFR §319.306 make it a federal crime to sell spaghetti with meatballs and sauce without prominently declaring the presence of the sauce.

Quoted @Sir5L

@CrimeADay do you plan on handing down the account to the next generation or are you just going to join the hive mind to continue running the account into the afterlife?

We're gonna do that thing from RoboCop where they put my brain and spinal column into a cybernetic body, except I tweet crimes at night and dismantle reckless criminal lawmaking by day. https://t.co/QWMo8rZMyo

49 USC §46316 & 14 CFR §91.17(a)(2) make it a federal crime to try to act as a crewmember on a civil aircraft while drunk.

The image above is not the Titanic.  THIS is the Titanic.  No resemblance. https://t.co/3zHR3WDDSI

The image above is not the Titanic. THIS is the Titanic. No resemblance. https://t.co/3zHR3WDDSI

15 USC §1264 & 16 CFR §1507.12 make it a federal crime to sell multiple-tube fireworks with an inside diameter of 1.5 inches or more if they tip over when tested with this apparatus. https://t.co/MmiWRkSJzW

15 USC §1264 & 16 CFR §1507.12 make it a federal crime to sell multiple-tube fireworks with an inside diameter of 1.5 inches or more if they tip over when tested with this apparatus. https://t.co/MmiWRkSJzW

Have a safe Fourth of July, America. https://t.co/76Ebe8tsWL

Have a safe Fourth of July, America. https://t.co/76Ebe8tsWL

15 USC §1254, 16 CFR §1500.18(a)(8) & 1511.7 make it a federal crime to sell a baby pacifier without telling people not to tie it around their kid’s neck.

Quoted @RexChapman

Just in case you haven’t seen a bird flying around with a shark that it just plucked out of the ocean... https://t.co/ILKqd9wrFG

When a law school finally gives in and lets me teach the @CrimeADay class, this is the exam hypothetical. https://t.co/k6qKZwJOow

18 USC §2422 makes it a federal crime to knowingly persuade, induce, entice, or coerce minors to travel in interstate or foreign commerce, or in any Territory or Possession of the United States, to engage in illegal sexual activity.

Be like Colleen. Let me improve your relationship with your parents by teaching them how to commit federal crimes. https://t.co/E0feGEDdZ5 https://t.co/UkkT2PC8Gc

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