Trump's Legal Team Presents Its Defence https://t.co/IZip39SnNN

Today I'm joined by a special friend for a mathematical Lion Bite! https://t.co/H3EoX1ux5U

Ass so fat I need to call my mom

If I live till 87 I'm gonna be PISSED.

At least we don't have to tear down the wall he never built 👌

The film will focus on a young Willy Wonka and his adventures prior to opening his chocolate factory https://t.co/9LGmiry2XV

I was the first woman in my family to fuck the Gorton's fisherman to death.

The fart bone's connected to the turd bone.

I don't envy these public school teachers who have to Skype with my kids while I stroll around in the background wearing an open robe

Two in the company ink, one in the company stink.

Giuliani definitely got it from eating a bat's pussy.

Invisalign, but for crooked balls.

Heinz 57 Shades of Diarrhea https://t.co/VuN6DtIV6S

An impossible standard. https://t.co/7tDPdKVc0j

Your mom invented super spreading