Boring James Milner

Boring James Milner

@BoringMilner

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boringmilner@hotmail.com
Joined on July 06, 2013
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Inside 100 Tweets

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Average replies
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Average retweets
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5. in country United Kingdom and category Hobbies

27. in country United Kingdom and category Community

679. in country United Kingdom

800. in category Hobbies

What a half of football that was. I feel lucky that I'm here to watch it in person.

I just said to Jürgen that we can’t expect to retain the title next season playing like that. He screamed NOT NOW JAMES.

Just sat with Joe Gomez on the bench, I said Oh you made it out? He said Made it out of what? I said Raheem Sterling’s pocket.

I wondered what it would be like when Man City gave us the Guard of Honour, but it was exactly as I thought it would be, they just clapped us out.

I just text Raheem Sterling this photo and told him he’ll be giving Joe Gomez a Guard of Honour tonight. His phone must have ran out of battery though as he hasn’t replied. https://t.co/aHqdQDocKt

I just text Raheem Sterling this photo and told him he’ll be giving Joe Gomez a Guard of Honour tonight. His phone must have ran out of battery though as he hasn’t replied. https://t.co/aHqdQDocKt

Last night’s celebrations must have got seriously out of hand. I’ve just woke up to discover I got through a box and a half of tea bags, rather than my planned half box.

I just rang Jurgen to ask him what the plan was to retain it next season. He screamed NOT NOW JAMES.

I just asked Andrew Robertson if he was excited we've won the league. He said what do you think? I said I think you are. He said Are you? I said I've just had three cups of tea in 5 minutes. So you tell me.

There’ll be one big party tonight. Should get through at least half a box of tea bags and half a bottle of ribena.

We have won the Premier League. I am really happy about this!

Stevie must have ran out battery or something. Terrible timing given our title could be confirmed tonight. https://t.co/nIEToswq14

Stevie must have ran out battery or something. Terrible timing given our title could be confirmed tonight. https://t.co/nIEToswq14

I just said to Jürgen Klopp we’ll win the league if City lose to Chelsea tomorrow. He said I know James. I said Yeah I thought you’d say that.

What a game.

Incase you’re wondering why I have come off… The physio asked me what was wrong. I said I've tweaked my hamstring. He said Well you should come off then. I said I think I should too.

Sadio Mané just said to me it's been a really long time since we last played a match. I said Yeah, it's been exactly 102 days. He said Really? I said Yeah, because I counted back and it’s 102 days ago since we played Atlético Madrid.

Just when you think 2020 couldn't get any crazier, this game comes along. It has had absolutely everything. No fans. Fake crowd noise. Even the goal-line technology isn't working.

I just wished Jordan Henderson a happy 30th birthday. He said Thanks James. I said I bet you're looking forward to the Premier League return tonight. He said Yeah I am. I said me too.

I just text Marcus Rashford congratulating him on forcing the Government to make a u-turn that will now provide school meals for 1.3m children over the summer. He said Thanks James. I said No problem Marcus.

I just text Trent to say this time next week we could be Champions of England, we just need Arsenal to beat City and then us beat Everton. He said I know James. I said That’s good then.

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