🇨🇦 It's just me Smokey 🇨🇦

I can't believe The Bangles never rhymed manic Monday with panic Monday one time in that whole song.

Avoid making things awkward down the road by making them awkward right now.

Nobody ever says “OMG I saw your twin!” and shows you a picture of somebody attractive. It’s always like “OMG I saw your twin!” and then it’s a picture of a half-eaten sandwich in the garbage

Psychology says; People tend to value memories more than actual people. Sometimes you miss the memories, not the actual person.

If you can’t drive in the snow don’t drive in the snow. https://t.co/DkUxNw3QVc

I love OG ❤️ #WeTheNorth https://t.co/OLfWghORWQ

What does it call when you put a different deodorant on each armpit? I’m that

If anyone’s looking for me, I’ll just be over here working on my gangsta lean.

Here's a funny tweet for all the psychics out there...

Me no geologist, but me think dat rock look a lot like me... https://t.co/444KeOrAbi

If you don’t act during the window of opportunity that’s on you.

Please enjoy this Gif of the Day https://t.co/KH6PjHT0YR

Well that explains it! https://t.co/XZ5OW30eA3

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A bear chasing a skier 🤯 https://t.co/8oNjV0ZbeM

When a woman is angry, be sure to tell her that she's overreacting.

Lazy cat ordered an Uber.. https://t.co/2SoBiaHaEs

Your relationships is meant to be your safe haven and happy place, not another battle you have to fight every day